Christian Slater – the ass-grabbing, stomach-biting star of Broken Arrow – has fallen off the roof of Paris Hilton’s neighbour’s house during a party.
Luckily, years of being off his face on drugs and booze have helped Christian Slater develop a tough exoskeleton, and he wasn’t injured by the fall. Or something.
Christian Slater has a biography entitled Back From The Edge. Make your own jokes up.
Christian Slater (DVDs) was apparently partying extremely hard at Paris
Hilton’s neighbour’s house over the weekend. So hard, in fact, that neighbours
started to complain about the noise. Christian Slater, like the
responsible adult he is, went and ran onto the roof for a better view of all the
commotion. But he ended up falling off the roof and landing in a bush.
Early reports of the event suggested that Slater was shot off the
roof by tazer-wielding police officers, but this sadly didn’t turn out
to be true. LAPD Sergeant Karen Leong said:
"He was not injured, not hurt, not arrested."
Falling
off the roof of a house at a party is just the latest dumb thing that
Christian Slater has done in his crazy lifetime. Let’s take a stroll through
the highlights.
1989 – Christian Slater is convicted of drunk driving after being involved in a high-speed police car chase.
1994 – Christian Slater is arrested for trying to take a gun onto an aeroplane.
1997 – The Christian Slater drug rampage year. During the course of
one party, Slater reportedly punched his girlfriend in the face, bit a
man on the stomach and pushed police officers around. He ended up in
rehab and jail.
2003 – Christian Slater has an argument with his wife in Las Vegas.
The argument ended when Slater’s wife threw a glass at him, and gashed
his head wide open.
2005 – Christian Slater reportedly grabbed a woman’s bottom at a corner store while he was drunk.
Read more:
Christian Slater’s Roof Goof – E! Online
[story by Stuart Heritage]