Chris Rock Stinks of Urine
November 1st, 2005 at 11:30 by Chris Laverty
Chris Rock has taken a short break from being Chris Tucker to tell us how he used to wet the bed. Lovely.
Oscar thorn Chris Rock marked his territory in the bedroom right up until his ninth birthday. We do not know if he actually stopped on this very day, but it was around that time certainly.
"I wet the bed until I was nine years old. One day someone said to me, ‘What’s that smell of pee around here? You?!’"
There you go, straight from the horse’s (large and incessantly blabbering) mouth.
"It’s bad to pee your pants on a cold day, but on a hot day, pee has a (really bad) smell."
And again, just in case you were in any doubt over the odour possibilities.
We do not know why actor, presenter, stand-up replicant Chris Rock (DVDs) has chosen to share this information with the world, or even we are relaying this to you.
Maybe it’s the irony thing. You know, being as Chris Rock is usually just full of shit.
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March 23rd, 2006 at 11:38 am
i think you are a pissy pants and need to be in the bryery unit because you are effecting others by your dicusting,minging,pissy pant habit,so if i were you i would run away and never come back sand on your way you should buy some diapers for your PISSY PANT HABIT you really really really DICUST ME………..