VIDEO: Chris Martin Takes Rage Out Of His Lyrics, Places It On Some Guy

We here at hecklerspray have a dream, and that dream includes two powerful fists, and shoes with spikes on the top & springs on the bottom. It's for jumping and jabbing. We're tough now, you see, and once we prove our manhood via physical combat in malls with random passer-bys, the Drudge Report might take us back.

It's just, It hasn't even called, you know?

Another person who's recently endured physical combat in the name of love, apparently, is Chris Martin. Gwyneth Paltrow just barely stayed in a hospital. When she was released a Papo said the wrong thing at the wrong time - then it was on!

There's even video…

When last we saw Gwyneth Paltrow she was busting dope rhymes along with Jay-Z. When last we saw Chris Martin he was still saying all things everywhere distinctly had a yellow hue to them. But since all that, Gwyneth got rushed to a hospital slumped over in a wheelchair.

Well, on release the two walked to their car, and a few paparazzi were out there trying to make a buck. One of them said to Martin as he passed:

"Congratulations Chris."

To which Martin lost it. He responded with a tackle, a severe finger pointing and a camera semi-steal. Oh, and these words:

"Have some fucking respect!"

The whole thing's on video - we've got a link to where you can see it. Now if it was our wife getting harassed while walking sick out of a hospital we would have handled things differently. For instance, maybe we'd have helicoptered home from the hospital's roof, or maybe we would have jumped directly into our convertible from our third floor hopital room window. Also we could've cloned ourselves and sent out several doubles ahead to lure away the papos.

See? These are all valid peace-riddled options.

We're keeping the spike-shoes though. Just in case.

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