Chris Farley’s Not Dead Anymore

hecklerspray is petrified of death. We mean seriously - when the lights go out, what happens? Dianetics and the Bible tell us that heaven is filled with licorice flavoured slot machines or something, and your odds of winning are one in seven. The Koran on the other hand tells us the place is filled with sugar coated antler-horns.

Now what exactly a fellow is supposed to do with said antler-horns is unbeknownst to us. But it really doesn't matter - because apparently those pearly gates are attached to the front of a bus station that sends us right back here. Just ask Chris Farley. He's a two-year-old girl now.

It's reincarnation people. Possibly. Or a super disguting dead-guy/baby-girl face transplant. Gross!

Of course this is great news for David Spade. After all, in about 16 years he and female Farley will be able to have that baby everyone on the set of Black Sheep was hoping they would. Seriously - look at that picture and tell us that isn't the spitting image of Chris. We don't have any idea where that pic came from, but it's here just the same - click on it.