For some reason people are still putting Chris Brown on the cover of magazines and acting like he’s not a huge prick.
He’s on next month’s cover of Jet Magazine, looking predictably douchey, and the article is basically just him bitching about how he’s been unfairly portrayed in the media and is really just a victim of “yellow journalism”.
He also mention Jay Z, in an ill-conceived attempt to try to reason with everyone:
“No disrespect, because I’m a fan, but nobody brings up the fact that Jay Z stabbed somebody and sold drugs. He gets a pass.”
Uh, yeah, he gets a pass, because he seems to have learned from that shit and doesn’t continue to be an asshole about it. Plus, he stabbed someone like 14 years ago and has done a lot with himself since then (including marrying — NOT MAIMING — Beyonce). You beat up your very high-profile girlfriend just four years ago and since then have done nothing but whine about how it’s just not fair that people are still pissed at you about it. Maybe if you showed the tiniest bit of contrition about putting Rihanna in the hospital, they wouldn’t bring it up quite so much.
But hey, at least you have a whole magazine in your corner:
“Chris Brown knows what he’s up against in the eyes of the masses, but he no longer cares what people believe about him. He’s a superstar, a businessman and perhaps one of the entertainment industry’s most sought after bachelors. So, if his trials and tribulations can help others, then X marks his spot in history.”
Really, Jet Magazine? Since when is Chris Brown a “sought after bachelor”? Are women really still trying to fuck this guy? Also if he didn’t care what people believed about him he wouldn’t STILL be complaining about being disliked. Let go of your “trials and tribulations”, Chris Brown, and suck it the hell up.