Remember Chris Brown? Course you do? He’s the face puncher who ‘mishapped’ all over Rihanna’s pretty head and is serving five years probation for it. ?He also sang?asphyxiator’s?favourite, ?’No Air’ with Jordin Sparks along with some other stuff we didn’t bother looking up on Wikipedia.
He also has a penis. We’ve seen it here.
Well, Chris Brown is angry that you remember this, as apparently you have no right to still be disgusted for longer than it took him to do his community service. ?He is so angry in fact , ?he decided to rant about it all of Twitter for everyone to see, making sure that everyone knew you should be forgetting about it.
He tweeted:
“Don’t say s**t to anybody and everybody feels its cool to attack me. GROWN ADULTS!!! That shit happened three years ago.”
He was by then, so angry that he activated caps lock and all hell broke loose.
“TWITTER GETS WHACK REAL FAST! LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT MY MUSIC! I never said I was a LEGEND. People please grow up.”
“I’ve never dealt with so much negativity in my life! It’s to the point now where it’s just ridiculous! I’M NOT A POLITICIAN! MY MUSIC DOESN’T PROMOTE VIOLENCE nor will it ever! Only thing it will increase is the pregnancy rate!”
Anyone who listens to Chris Brown while shagging,?deserves?to get pregnant.
Did he stop there? Oh no. No he didn’t.
“I wake up thinking of living my life…YOU wake up thinking of me! [we really don’t] NOW I REALLY CAN’T WAIT FOR THE AMA’s! U don’t have to respect me now…but you will.”
That sounds like a threat Chris.
Obviously referencing Rihanna, he said,
“I know a lot of you wack a**(OLD) celebrities probably wanna f**k my ex, but talking s**t on me won’t get you far! and to be REALLY HONEST, y’all wonder why n**** spazzes all the time?”
Then he finally shut up.
In a last ditch attempt to make everyone forget everything, including why they ever followed him on Twitter, he deleted his entire timeline, except from a tweet from a?sycophant?and one from him saying ‘Live LIFE.’
But just in case you still, for some reason think he’s some sort of god, here he is falling down on stage.
Idiot.
Arthur ASCii says
He should be thankful we remember this, because if we didn’t remember his little mishap upside Rhianna’s head, the world would have forgotten all about this no-name loser by now.
Misty Jean says
Chris looks so cute in that picture. I wish Chris never dated Rihanna. He was so big and Rihanna was still a nobody. Good times.
Muffy says
Rihanna’s ass juice must taste really good. You drink it everyday, right? Rihanna doesn’t give rat’s ass about you. I’m sorry, but she doesn’t.
Eshaneua says
And the news media hates people who remembers things as well. Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair and beat her senseless with a baseball bat and WHAT THE FUCK DID HE GET FOR COMMITTING SUCH AN ATROCITY????!!!An Oscar!!! Charlie Sheen, another DICKLESS ASS WHITE MAN, has a HISTORY OF DOMESRIC.VIOLENCE THAT DATES BACK TO 1991!!And how was he rewarded??!!WITH A 2 MILLION DOLLAR EPISODE. BLACK HAS ONE INCIDENT AND HES RAKED OVER THE COALS!!!!!!!!!LET AN EDITOR WHO HAS NEVER MADE A MISTAKE WHO IS FREE FROM BLEMISH CAST THE FIRST STONE!!!!SHEER HYPOCRISY AT ITS FINEST!!!
Eshaneua says
And CHRIS BROWN should beat the ass of the person who wrote this stpid ass article!!I REMEMBER WHAT SEAN PENN,MEL GIBSON, CHARLIE SHEEN, AND DAVIS HASELHOFF DID AS WELL BUT IVE NEVER HEARD U OR THE MEDIA TALKING ABOUT WHAT THESE DICKLESS ASS WHITE MEB DID TO THEIR ABUSERS!!!!!!
Mof Gimmers says
I take it you’ve missed the countless stories we’ve run berating Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson et al Eshaneua?
Mof Gimmers says
Well done Eshaneua. Joanna Bolouri, who wrote this article, would love to be at the centre of the next ‘Chris Brown beats a woman up’ story. Well done you for suggesting it. No seriously. You’ve kicked your brain in and worked wonders there.
Robin Darke says
And the Angriest Nonsensical Tweet Award goes to…
Arthur ASCii says
True, Hecklerspray has never run a single article about any of those people.
Cookie Monster says
Charlie Sheen never, ever, EVER, beat Mel Gibson. Chris Rock (aka Chris Brown) did wife-beat the hell out of both of them with an unnamed appendage (aka a cock).
For shame, Mof. For shame. Somebody, somewhere, might maybe be somewhat offended by your sharp and directed cock remarks. As Eshanamanaurea said, “LET AN EDITOR WHO HAS NEVER MADE A MISTAKE WHO IS FREE FROM BLEMISH CAST THE FIRST STONE.” Who, I ask, of Hecklersproink is FREE FROM BLEMISH?
Mof Gimmers says
Okay, okay, you win. The n00dz are in the post so you can see whether we are blemished or not.
Joanna says
You’re completely right of course. I, for one CANNOT STAND dickless ass white men with a history of domesric violence, particularly those which date back to the early 90’s. I think we’ve all learned something from this.
‘Sheer hypocrisy at its finest’ should be a be a quote for the site though, Mof.