Comments on: Chris Brown Charged With Being A Massive, Massive Git

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:24:59 +0000

It takes two people to have a violent relationship: one who likes hitting, and one who accepts being hit.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:59:07 +0000

Like it Shooty* (and thanks).

The mugger should, of course, reply with “That’s okay, I’m secretly Moxey from ‘Auf Wiedersehn, Pet’. I won’t tell no-one if you won’t.”

By: amazed

amazed — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 01:47:57 +0000

i am amazed that women get disrespected, physically hurt by someone who says they love you, and then they still go back!! wtf? he will most likely do it again, especially since she forgave him so quickly. its like saying “its ok baby, hit me again. i dont mind.”

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:37:54 +0000

ALTER one line in a movie.

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:37:07 +0000

Mag: That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Awesome.

Up there with my favourite entry in a “what one line in a movie to change the whole plot” competition.

Mugger: Don’t kill me, man – don’t kill me!
Batman: I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Mugger: Who are you?
Batman: I’m Bruce Wayne.

By: JoeMomma

JoeMomma — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:00:28 +0000

This may be stating the obvious, but this is like an episode of Jerry Springer? Is that show still on?

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:16:57 +0000

All those people who said she gave him an STD; please show us the letters S, T and D on the detective’s report?

TOGETHER.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:05:01 +0000

The time: a few months from now.
The scene: the visiting room of a federal penitentiary – Rihanna is visiting Chris. She gazes lovingly at him through the toughened glass and picks up the phone in the visiting booth…

Her: “Hi, Chris.”
Him: “Hi, baby.”
Her: “Are you doing okay in here?”
Him: “Who you on the ‘phone to?”
Her: “Errr…you, Chris. It’s a prison phone. It only connects to your phone.”
Him: “You better put that goddam phone down bitch.”
Her: “But…I’m talking to you…”
Him: “Are you listenin’? Put that phone down or your gonna get it!”
Her: “Okay Chris, I will. Maybe this visit was a mistake.”
Him: “Before you go, can you press your titties against the glass? Some of the big queens in here don’t believe I’m straight. I can’t think why.”
Her: “No. I’m just going to go, okay?”
Him: “Yeah. Someone from my entourage will be waiting to beat the shit out of you when you get home.”
Her: “Bye, Chris.”
Him: “Imma kill you bitch!”
Her: “Bye.”

(Potentially.)

By: stupid

stupid — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:19:14 +0000

um ok yall all fuckin dumb!!!!!

stop bein ignorant this is obviously a bias opinion to what happin so they can miss me wit that bullish

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:50:10 +0000

Oh… SpectOR… Right… not the ghost spelling… my bad.

U GO CHRIZ U DA MAN LOL!!!1!!!!!

By: Mithaearon

Mithaearon — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:08:42 +0000

yeah Well done Chris. You da man. Go on hit her again she must deservice it, just listen to her voice. Only real men hit women, other “men” are too scared to do it.

I do hope like me, that tamica’s comment was a piss take?

And shooty after all this I miss the spector trial too….bring back phil….

By: tamica

tamica — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:26:29 +0000

im glad chris hit rihanna i hate her so much. well done chris xx xx xx

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:18:33 +0000

I miss the Phil Spectre trial

By: Mithaearon

Mithaearon — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:10:57 +0000

But never mind all, that they are getting married!