Comments on: China Bans Oasis, And Not Just Because Oasis Are Rubbish

By: Camie

Camie — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:26:46 +0000

“which is probably a good idea because the last Chinese pop CD we bought made us want to chop off our testicles and plug our ears with them.”
Wondering which one exactly did you buy?

By: euclid

euclid — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:07:02 +0000

I was under the impression that Oasis were banned from playing in China not because of anything to do with Tibet but rather because someone in China
listened to their crap music. Aren’t the Chinese notorious Blur fans?
Also Noel is Leon backwards, an anagram for One L and Lone, neither of
which bode well for a country of collectivist intent, and El No which is just
not a positive message to send to the nation’s youth. Also he’s a poopeater and they have rules about that.

“I went to China and all I got was this stupid amoebic dysentery.” his T-shirt reads.

By: Mithaearon

Mithaearon — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:01:48 +0000

Whats on your mind Shooty The Bluetones used to really love their bouncy happy music

And Paw do rock! (I assume we are talking about the Paw that released Dragline?)

By: shooty*

shooty* — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:43:09 +0000

Lust? Where the hell did that come from? Lush, I meant.

Dear me. Freudian, one supposes.

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:41:44 +0000

Ah, I see. Entities that want a Free Tibet are not allowed to be in China.

Except for Tibet itself, of course.

By: shooty*

shooty* — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:38:19 +0000

Ah, the bluetones. They never did live up to the early promise of Are You Blue Or Are You Blind, which was very catchy. Much like The Killers with Mr Brightside, Old Mercury Rev (with the fat bloke) with Something For Joey, Lust with Hypocrite, Jale with Not Happy and Paw with Jessie.

Actually, scratch the last one. Paw ROCK.