It hasn't been a good weekend for Cheryl Cole – it started on Friday with news that her husband Ashley Cole had dicked a woman and ended yesterday with news that Ashley Cole had dicked another woman.
In fact, the way things are going, there's a chance that Ashley Cole has probably had sex with you, too, in your sleep or when he walked past you when you were climbing up a ladder. But none of it matters, because Cheryl Cole has vowed to stand by her apparently marauding husband.
Funny, we always thought that Sarah Harding was the stupid one from Girls Aloud.
When you marry a top-flight footballer, the instant luxury comes at a price – sure, you get to paint yourself bright orange and waddle around with a handbag expensive enough to support a normal family for two or three years, but it's almost guaranteed that at some point your husband will start banging other women and everyone will think you're a moron.
Look at when David Beckham reportedly had that affair with Rebecca Loos, or when Wayne Rooney was caught with that scabby old prostitute – both Victoria Beckham and Coleen McLoughlin decided to jam their fingers in their ears and trade whatever scraps of self-respect they had left for a collection of Ferragamo belts. And now it looks like Cheryl Cole's going to join that club too.
On Friday it was claimed that Cheryl Cole's footballer husband Ashley Cole had drunkenly had sex with 22-year-old Aimee Walton, breaking off the encounter now again to vomit on the carpet. And this was followed up by other reports that Ashley might have also cheated on Cheryl with a model called Brooke Healy and another girl. So, in the face of these allegations, it's only natural for Cheryl Cole to want to kick Ashley to the kerb as fast as she can, right?
Don't be daft – she wants to stick with Ashley. Cheryl told the News Of The World:
"I've been through an emotional rollercoaster, but I'm determined to be strong. Ashley's a wonderful husband and we ARE in love. I won't let this woman destroy our marriage… Obviously, I felt sick to the stomach. What woman and wife wouldn't? And to be honest I felt humiliated and crushed that this girl was saying these things and people were believing it. I don't want anybody to be angry with Ashley or to judge him—that's my job as his wife."
Yes, this is the same fiery Cheryl Cole who had an angry fight with Lily Allen over who had the biggest penis last year. The same Cheryl Cole who allegedly tried to beat up a nightclub toilet attendant because she looked at her funny. The same Cheryl Cole who you'd be honestly too scared to mess with for fear of having to pick your broken teeth off the floor with a dislocated arm afterwards.
And now she's meekly accepting reports that her husband might be a serial shagger just so she can she can continue being half of the Kwiksave Posh & Becks, even though just about everyone on the face of the planet is urging her to dump him as quickly as possible. Honestly, Cheryl can't have been this embarrassed since she was handed the lyric sheet for Something Kinda Ooooh.
Still, that 10/1 we were offering on a Cheryl Cole/ Ashley Cole divorce is starting to look like the bargain of the century, don't you think?
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panini says
She’s a class-A div for trying to cover all this up, too. Married to a lifestyle, not a man.
Angela says
I like how we all know that is true. Just because some girl says she slept with him does not actually mean she has.
And for the whole Beckham “affair” as I can recall that was never proved. How do we know that these women claiming they slept with these men are just not out for a payday. Victoria is wrong for believing in her husband and her marriage? Some girl goes to a gossip rag to sell the story, yeah she sounds real upstanding and honest. And Victoria has enough money of her own and if he actually commited adultry she would have all his money too.
Why don’t you all get a life and leave these people alone. Who are we to judge? We do not know them, we do not live with them, and we are not in their homes or their marriages.
Did you ever stop and think that these people actually love each other? No because you are cynical and obviously think you are better than them so you have the right to judge.
Gilbert Wham says
That’s usually what I think when I judge people, yes. Seriously, you’re defending a WAG? Good lord.
Carmela says
What a stupid chav. she only married him to prove she wasnt racist. Seriously them pair deserve each other
AsiaA says
It’s funny, because here in america, if your hubby cheats, we are told to not be so quick to divorce them. you know, work it out. but if a celeb cheats, we expect the woman to leave him and take him to the cleaners. lol
i’m sure that if these men DID cheat, that it doesn’t mean the women, (victoria and cheryl), and going on “tra la la”. it’s very embarassing and hurtful, and it’s a lot of hard work to get trust back in these situations. ATLEAST they get Birken bags to help pacify the pain.
if they leave them, then we just say how they are worthless cows who can’t keep a man. but if they stay, then they are weak, and married to the money.
please put yourself in their shoes. How would you feel to go to buy bread at the market and see the tabloid saying that your hubby slept with such and such because you’re a b*tch and you have saggy b*tt-cheeks??
Ben K says
I personally find it very out of order how the whole country seems to think they now know everything that has happened between Ashley and Cheryl…From a story (which is exactly what it is…a story) with one purpose…to sell newspapers – suddenly everyone know eveything about them. Why are we so quick to judge others? And why does everyone believe what the Sun says anyway…not exactly a paper with the most clean history.
And another thing. Why is that hairdresser woman been made out to be such a saint. If, like she claims, it was her “moral duty” to tell cheryl…why go to the papers? why not just tell cheryl. and i am not entirely convinced about her moral stance – since she CLAIMS she had sex with a man she knew was married.
but anyway – none of it really matters. It is their relationship, and whatever has happened should stay between them. all these people out there saying “ashley is this and cheryl is this” … what are your opinions based on? the hear-say of a woman with no moral stance. and probably on jealousy too. And im sure all these people talking sh*t are no angels.
let them sort out any problems they do have. they ARE a couple very much in love.
i think what should be focused on is how suddenly there are a lot of claims of people sleeping with famous people in order to get a story, and some cash. If you look over the past year, there are ever increasing stories. surely this should be critisised…but it never is coz it sells papers.
if the people saying all this had actually met them – they would realise they are just a lovely, young couple and very much in love. The press should get of their case
Julie says
Hi Angela
How can you quote the word love in the same context with these unfaithful footballers. I think the expression you are looking for is Cake and Eat it. If these guys truley loved their partners they would not in a million years put them through this humiliation and hurt just for a cheap thrill. What they want is the devoted wife and mother at home and the seedy sexy ego boost on the side. Funny that no-one has come forward with sex scandle stories about Posh and Cheryl, now they would be big pay outs.
Be for real, wake up and smell the coffee, these are not allegations but truths and these men are only in Love with them selves.