You know us by now – when a big news story hits we instinctively think two things: 1) "what a massive git" and 2) "can we do betting on this?" But hey, it's not just big stories that make us think this, it's also cripplingly mediocre ones.

Like, oooh, Charlotte Church getting pregnant. Again, you know what the score is here as well; Charlotte Church – the chainsmoking, permanently binge-drunk opera singer turned rubbish TV presenter – recently made everyone think that she'd fallen pregnant by celebrating her 21st birthday in a manner other than drinking her own weight in cheeky Vimtos and then vomiting into her cleavage on the taxi-ride home. And now it's official – as we announced yesterday, Charlotte Church is pregnant.

So now that Charlotte Church is pregnant, our minds naturally fall to one thing – what the hell is Charlotte Church going to call her baby? Here are the – you guessed it – pregnant Charlotte Church baby name betting odds, with help from Paddy Power…

Jordan – 500/1
Cardiff – 250/1
Kyle – 250/1           
Opera – 250/1
Steven – 250/1
Shirley – 100/1
Paddy – 100/1
Kylie – 100/1
Britney – 100/1
Victoria – 80/1
Sonny – 66/1
Meredith – 66/1
JPR – 66/1
Pete – 66/1
Cheryl – 66/1
Kate – 50/1
Tristan – 50/1
Gweneth – 50/1
Lottie – 50/1
Trevor - 40/1
Barry – 40/1
Brent – 40/1
Duncan – 40/1
Mathias – 40/1
Alun – 33/1       
Jonathan – 33/1
Ariana – 33/1
Adam – 33/1
Justin – 25/1
Jason – 25/1
Rhys – 25/1
Aled – 20/1
Dafydd – 20/1 
Garreth – 20/1
Angel – 14/1
Charlotte – 12/1
James – 10/1
Gavin – 8/1
Maria – 8/1

What, a huge long list of forenames not good enough for you? While pregnant Charlotte Church thinks serious about putting a few thousand quid on Jordan, the rest of you can head right over to the Paddy Power pregnant Charlotte Church baby name betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.