Charlotte Church: Look into My Eyes…

Charlotte ‘leave me alone I’m just a normal millionaire teenager’ Church is to see a hypnotherapist in the hope she can be weaned off cigarettes. Sounds better than those bloody patches anyway.

The Welsh singer-socialite’s big fat twenty a day habit isn’t going down too well with the boyfriend Gavin Henson. Apparently he likes his ladies minty fresh and topless instead.

“We’re going to give it a go. Gavin has gone on at Charlotte over her smoking. He really doesn’t like it." Panicked Charlotte’s mum Maria, presumably while texting Paul McKenna’s ‘Quitoline’ on her mobile.

Lovely round arsed wibbly-wobbly Charlotte is fast becoming a favourite with hecklerspray. Her comedy drinking antics often have us roaring in-between our Tai Chi and morning meditation.

You can just sense her scary showbiz mum squirming at the sight of
another ‘Charlotte Caught!’ headline in the redtops. Though, as the
saying goes, ‘you can’t buy that much free publicity’ - even if you can afford it.

Still haven’t found the pics everyone’s talking about? You’re not looking hard enough then, ‘cos we ain’t linking to them.

[story by Chris Laverty]