19 year-old Charlotte Church, the lazy wretch, has moved in with her Nan to avoid cleaning her flat. Don’t you just love her even more now?

"I’ve been staying with my Nana recently because my house needs such a good clean and I can’t be bothered to go in there.” she jabbered with that grating come n’go Welsh accent of hers.

Far be it for us to interfere with the unofficial Queen of Teen, but couldn’t she just get a cleaner? More than likely she can’t get her fat fingers on the mobile keypad to make the phone call. hecklerspray says: Charlotte Church, you are a messy, messy girl.

"It’s been nice, my Nana’s been doing all my washing. She rings me up and says, ‘I’ve got cottage pie on, love, hurry up and get home’." said Charlotte (CDs).

Nice. Poor old Nan might end up crippled with arthritis because her granddaughter, who is quite able to drink herself into a virtual coma unaided, can’t be bothered to pick up a Hoover and set the microwave.

If anyone dares to suggest this girl is becoming detached from the real world we would entirely agree with them.

Sure, Nan’s are great for a cup of tea, two slices of malt loaf and a cuddle, but don’t take the piss, Charlotte. My goodness, "can’t be bothered to go in there"? You’re nineteen for crying out loud!

[story by Chris Laverty]