If it’s not her clothes falling off at the beach (quick, there’s a nipple!), it’s her mum branding the paparazzi "absolute scumbags", or Charlotte herself dusting off her best Spanish gold and talking like a lady.
“A big fat diva”, that’s how Wales’ walking make-up bag described Luciano Pavarotti (CDs), possibly the world’s finest ever tenor and owner of a forehead sweatier than Johnny Vegas‘ (DVDs) inner thigh.
“He was horrible, really nasty.”
Charlotte Church (CDs) was chatting to Glasgow’s Clyde 1 radio when she got all wound up about the big Italian telling her what to do.
“He was a pig and I was supposed to do a duet with him. He was like; ‘You have to sing the mezzo.’ I said: ‘I am a soprano. How am I supposed to sing the mezzo?’ And he said: ‘You don’t sing with me then.‘"
Don’t know about you, but we’d have loved to have seen her face on hearing that. Though with Pavo’s gelatinous belly in the way that might have been somewhat difficult.
Now, Charlotte fans don’t despair. We’re totally 100% on board with her next tirade. In fact, she’s probably never said a truer word about anybody or anything ever.
“George Bush just hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing.”
Think she’ll stop there? Might want to go back to the opera stuff when pop slams its fickle door in her face? Nope.
“He asked me what state Wales was in. I said: ‘It’s its own country next to England, actually Mr Bush.’
“If he doesn’t know the rest of the countries in Europe, he could at least know what’s in his own country. I’m really worried about it.”
And here’s the money shot…
“He’s a right weirdo.”
Great stuff from our little chav princess. This is just the sort of publicity spunky Charlotte needs to promote her new single Crazy Chick .
If we liked rubbish music we’d definitely buy a copy. Well, we would’ve done until we heard what she had to say about a certain horny-trousered former president.
“Clinton was lovely”.
There, now she’s gone and ruined it. Crazy Frog it is then please, Mr. Shopkeeper.
[story by Chris Laverty]