Still congratulations are due to Ms. Church on the impending birth of her child. May she discover all the same joys as her mother did with her – or not. After all, that’s what happens when you package, promote and whore out a little girl for your own financial benefit. Charlotte may be rich, but it’s cost her her childhood, her emotional stability and any chance at a normal life. Good going to her Mum! She’s a real piece of work, your Charlotte is.

Remember earlier in the week when everyone thought Charlotte Church was pregnant because she had a quiet birthday with the family instead of getting drunk in a pikey nightclub and starting a fight with a lamppost? Remember that?

Well, it turns out tha…

Presumably both she and Henson will now attempt to conduct themselves in a manner likely to suggest that they are society-loving, normal,
if ultra-rich citizens of Britain. Rather than have drunken brawls outside clubs, that is?

What else would she be pregnant with?