Remember earlier in the week when everyone thought Charlotte Church was pregnant because she had a quiet birthday with the family instead of getting drunk in a pikey nightclub and starting a fight with a lamppost? Remember that?
Well, it turns out that all those Charlotte Church pregnant rumours were true. According to our new best friends Holy Moly:
The rumours have been doing the rounds for a while now since she had a sober birthday, but Holy Moly can exclusively reveal that Charlotte Church is indeed completely up the stick. Expect an official announcement soon.
We literally couldn't be more excited, but that's because we're already taking bets on whether Charlotte Church's pregnancy will result in a screaming chainsmoking self-important little girl or a bright orange little boy who takes just a little bit too much care of himself for our liking.
Well done on being pregnant, Charlotte Church. This doesn't make us want to watch your awful TV show any more, though.
Read more:
HM Exclusive! Charlotte Church is Pregnant – Holy Moly
UPDATE: Here's what Charlotte Church's website is saying…
Charlotte has asked us to bring you the news exclusively today via CharlotteChurch.com that she is pregnant. For reasons of privacy, Charlotte has chosen not to comment on this matter, other than to confirm that she and her boyfriend, Gavin Henson, are delighted. In an ideal world, we would not have made this announcement so early in the pregnancy. However, due to recent speculation and persistent questions from the media about this most private of matters, Charlotte felt she had no choice other than to go public and she was keen to ensure that her fans had the opportunity to read the truth here first.
That thing about not watching Charlotte's TV show? Still stands.
Kirsty says
I hope the third series of The Charlotte Church Show will just be Charlotte sucking on a fag all red eyed and jittery in a small room trying to conduct a conversation with Billie Piper while trying to fight the urge to run into her bedroom and slap her crying baby
IlianaCatsPawn says
“Charlotte Church…Pregnant With A Baby”
What else would she be pregnant with?
IlianaCatsPawn says
A pause?
E L WISTY says
Yes, a pause, or maybe them aliens what invaded the earth. They have the technology!
Roy Le Pre says
She could be pregnant with pride, shame, or her usual desire to erupt into dulcet Gallic warbling, Iliana.
Presumably both she and Henson will now attempt to conduct themselves in a manner likely to suggest that they are society-loving, normal,
if ultra-rich citizens of Britain. Rather than have drunken brawls outside clubs, that is?
IlianaCatsPawn says
I wasn’t really commenting on the subject of the article, but on the editor’s sad choice for a heading.
Still congratulations are due to Ms. Church on the impending birth of her child. May she discover all the same joys as her mother did with her – or not. After all, that’s what happens when you package, promote and whore out a little girl for your own financial benefit. Charlotte may be rich, but it’s cost her her childhood, her emotional stability and any chance at a normal life. Good going to her Mum! She’s a real piece of work, your Charlotte is.