There's a chance that the Hollywood home of actress Charlize Theron has been burgled, possibly, at some point, we think.

Vague, we know, but it's as concrete as it gets. According to the LAPD, Charlize Theron's home was broken into at some point between last Thursday and Saturday, but nobody seems to know what was taken, if anything. Still, we're sure Charlize Theron will use her natural resourcefulness to turn this possible almost-burglary into something positive. Maybe Charlize will dramatise her supposed vaguely-timed not-quite burglary and turn it into a movie. She might even win an Oscar for it, too, so long as she promises to not wear any make-up and scowl a bit in the trailer.

These days, no celebrity in Hollywood is safe. Their house could burn down like Flea's or get swamped with mud like Eddie Van Halen's. They could be photographed on the beach with a big arse like Jennifer Love-Hewitt or – worse – they could find themselves starring alongside Ice Cube in a family comedy about basic household maintenance.

Or they could be burgled like Charlize Theron. if she did get burgled. Which we're not sure of. Or when it happened, if indeed it happened at all.

The LAPD have revealed, in just about the most confusing terms possible, that Charlize Theron might have been burgled at some point last week when she wasn't there, and nobody knows if anything was taken or anything. Neighbours have said they didn't see anything suspicious and Charlize Theron hasn't revealed any further details through her slaves. Or, in the words of an LAPD media relations officer:

"We have been able to confirm we are in fact handling an investigation that happened at her home. The home was secured on the 6th, and it was discovered it was broken into on the 8th. There were no suspects seen by any of the neighbors. The property that was taken, if any, is unknown at this time."

This is a mystery and no mistake. Who could have broken into Charlize Theron's house? Embittered James Bond producers acting out revenge for Charlize turning down Casino Royale? Raymond Weil representatives hell-bent on looting the place for the money they lost when Charlize Theron didn't wear a Raymond Weil watch once? A nutter?

One thing's for sure, though, the culprits definitely weren't British bloggers who decided to ape the Nicolas Cage incident by strolling around Charlize Theron's home naked save for one item of her own clothing in the hope that Charlize would stumble across the pathetically sexually-bewildered intruders and, in spite of the inherent creepiness of the scene, fall in love with us forever.

Them. Fall in love with them forever. Look, we didn't do it, OK?

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