Chantelle - Living The Dream!
Then buzz it up
February 10th, 2006 at 12:00 by 586 MEDIA
hecklerspray has finally had a wish come true. It happens rarely, so go with us on this one, OK?
Chantelle, winner of the recent Celebrity Big Brother, will star in her own TV programme called… wait for it…
LIVING THE DREAM!
Wonderful, we’re sure.
Chantelle, winner of Celebrity Big Brother and alleged Paris Hilton lookalike will be hounded by cameras in her new reality TV show Living The Dream. She will
be followed around whilst slack-jawed viewers she if she really can ‘make it’
as a sapling celebritard.
Whether Celebrity Big Brother (DVDs) winner Chantelle can pull a Z-list footballer or end up with bone-headed
Preston, only time will tell! We’re literally pissing our pants in
anticipation. Surely, Chantelle in Living The Dream will be the zenith in mong-casting history. An insider for the show said:
"We’re going to see if
Chantelle can really launch a pop career - maybe with her fake band
Kandyfloss. We’re also going to follow her as she is launched on
London’s top nightspots."
The
world has obviously not seen enough of Chantelle, even though she
recently showed her bosoms to tabloid newspaper readers and, well,
anyone who was interested, it seems. It really is heartwarming to see
that, by basically being a ‘balloon head’ (copyright Dennis Rodman) and
unabashed in your aim to sell your arse, anything in this world is
within your grasp.
Obviously the girl is popular, by virtue of
the fact she’s ‘quite nice to people’, and one should fully expect some
cloudy CCTV footage of Chantelle astride a tacky sports car with Dannii
Minogue cheaply pawing at her busters.
We can only hope.
Read more:
Chantelle gets own TV show - Channel Four
[story by Mof Gimmers]
Related and recent:
- Chantelle Is The Second-Happiest Person In The Country
- Chantelle Houghton - Oh God, What Have We Done?
- Z-List Celebs Get Discount Plastic Surgery; Remain Z-List Regardless
- TV Reminder - Laugh At Preston From The Ordinary Boys Tonight
- Chantelle and Preston Split, Nobody Surprised
- SLACKERJACK - Dream Chronicles
- Chantelle Sorry For Shagging Preston
- Chantelle Wins Celebrity Big Brother - Pretend Betting Odds
March 11th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
i luv chantelle
March 12th, 2006 at 11:09 am
I think Chantelle is SOO lucky and dont think that fame will spoil her in any way. i wish her all the best x
March 12th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
chantelle is my idol she is a very lucki girl and i don’t rhink fame will spoil her in anyway luv ya chantelle!
March 14th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
i think chantelle is great and i love her but most people dont like her because of some things that happened in celebrity big brother 2006 but i think she was brilliant all the way through the programme!
March 17th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
i think chantelle is brill, and her and preston mak a great couple. hope the last, but i am a bit jelous of her lol.
hope shes enjoying it, and gets loads out it.
March 18th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
I THINK CHANTELLE IS FAB SHE IS MY IDOL AND SHE IS SO LUCKY WITH FAME AND PRESTON, THEY MAKE A GREAT COUPLE AND I WISH THEM ALL THE BEST!
March 21st, 2006 at 4:39 pm
i think dat her n preston r fab. dey suit as a couple. dey look so cute 2gether! hope dey have a gr8 future 2gether!!!!!
xxxxxxxxx
March 25th, 2006 at 10:29 am
i think chantelle is soooo kwl,
she is really pretty and, well…….kwl. i think preston is her perfect match but i am kinda jealous
March 26th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Chantelle is da best and I am supporting her and her dream and you lot should to.
XXX_JESSIE_XXX
April 19th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Dear god, whatever next? Decent spelling from Chantelle-supporters, perhaps?