Don’t let the title of this article fool you, I’m not talking honest like telling Oprah the truth about how many times you’ve done cocaine, or honest like telling Oprah’s film crew you’re currently having a miscarriage so they can’t come up to your apartment to film you totally not drinking right now. No, I’m talking honest like, someone might want to legit marry Lindsay Lohan. AKA the only way Lohan could be an honest woman…whatever that means.
You know how sometimes all these rich Arabian princes or oil tycoons or like sheiks or whatever will pay tacky female celebrities to be their dates to these over the top parties in Abu Dabi or something? Like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian have been invited to tons of these. Well, in a rare instance of foreign businessman pursuing trashy Hollywood starlet, Lindsay Lohan has somehow found love!