File this under: are you fucking kidding me?! No, you have not gone into an internet time warp back to 2004; I am legit writing a story about Kevin Federline, and I’m just as grossed out as you are. However, it did seem pretty notable that KFed and his wife (yes, another poor soul married him) and expecting another child. Kevin Federline will soon have SIX kids!
KFed most famously left his pregnant babymama, Shar Jackson, for Spears back in 2004. He already had a daughter with Shar, so when she popped out a son that brought him to two kids. Then he had two boys with Britney (which he got custody of after she went nuts), giving him four kids. Then he married some blond chick, had a daughter (five kids), and now they’re expecting another! Has KFed never heard of pulling out?!