So, Tuesday was Kim Kardashian’s 33rd birthday, and as she is one of my spirit animals, I’d like to take some time out to show appreciation to the woman I absolutely love to blog about. I mean, it’s her birthday, no reason for me to act like I hate her today, when we all know deep down I don’t.
Most of the time, Kim is the least relatable celebrity there is. She drags her toddler to Paris fashion shows, she’s releasing a book of selfies, she never leaves the house without her face contoured, and she won’t take a crap unless she’s wearing Balmain. I mean, she doesn’t give us peasants a whole lot to relate to. However, once in a blue moon, I totally get Kim Kardashian. So, in honor of her birthday, here are 10 times I totally related to her.