So, I woke up today and the internet had gone INSANE over Renee Zellweger. At first, I was like “Woah! Have I woken up in 1996?! What stellar advice should I give 10-year-old Krysta?!” But alas, I was still 28 and stuck in 2014. As it turned out, the internet wasn’t abuzz over Renee’s career or some high profile relationship, instead people were going nuts about her face.
I looked into the matter and found the above picture. This is Renee just the other night at the Elle 21st Women in Hollywood Awards with her boyfriend. She is basically completely unrecognizable. In fact, Twitter like blew up with people being like “Nu-uh, that is NOT Renee, that is someone else!” Sure, I don’t think she looks at all like she used to, but, for me, the big story here is that people give this much of a fuck about what Renee Zellweger looks like.