The Hottest Selena Gomez Bikini Pics of All Time (157 PICS)

selena gomez bikiniSelena Gomez isn’t fat. And her amazing bikini pictures prove it. OK, so she got slightly pudgy a while ago because she wasn’t working out in the gym 5 days a week but she’s still not totally overweight and unsexy. Come on, this girl is hot and you know it.

These bikini pictures are probably the next best thing to seeing her without any clothes on but we do feel a little pervy spying on Selena because she looks so young in all the pictures. That baby fat is just adorable. There’s a lot of great photos here so don’t get too carried. Remember to hydrate. And share them on Facebook/Twitter whatever, OK?

The Ultimate Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo Gallery (179 PICS)

kim kardashian bikini redAre you sick of looking at Kim Kardashian? No? OK. You’ll probably enjoy her wonderful bikini photos then. Warning. There’s a ton of pictures, probably the largest collection you’ll see online. Only proceed if you’re not tired of big ole butts and tittays.

Probably one of the most over-exposed stars in the last decade, Kim Kardashian loves hanging out at the beach because she knows her pictures get taken. It’s kinda like a reverse, casual photo-shoot where the photographers are hidden and she’s just doing her thing. Notice how she always looks perfect? Yeah, we do too.

The Hottest Scarlett Johansson Bikini Photos Online (13 PICS)

scarlett johansson in a bikiniThere aren’t many Scarlett Johansson bikini pictures out there which is a total shame. She looks terrific in a two-piece and either she needs to get out on the beach more often or the paparazzis are slacking off and not doing their job. What a travesty.

Here are the best bikini shots of Scarjo we’ve found so far. They come from a variety of sources and strangely, the grainy and blurrier they are, the hotter she looks. That’s not to say that she looks bad but there’s a certain element of erotic voyeurism involved here. Don’t get it? Just look at the damn pics. And then if you haven’t yet, go see her naked over here.

Josh Duggar is a Hypocritical Douche Bag


The Duggar family has been a weird fascination of mine for years. They’re these weird religious assholes and the matriarch, Michelle, always seems like she’s heavily sedated (with 19 kids you’d have to be). Though they’ve always received a lot of publicity, this year, their oldest son, Josh, has basically single-handedly destroyed their family obsessed reputation.

First, he admitted to molesting 3 of his sister’s and a family friend when he was a teenager (ew), which got their cash cow of a tv show, “19 Kids and Counting” canceled. Now, it’s been revealed he’s also a total cheat who stepped out on his wife using the skanky cheating website, Ashley Madison.

Someone Finally Calls Out Taylor Swift


In case you don’t keep up on celebrity news and gossip as much as I obviously do, let me catch you up on the latest drama surrounded Taylor Swift. Taylor got herself into a bit of a Twitter rift with Nicki Minaj when Minaj called MTV on Twitter out for not nominating her video “Anaconda” for Video of the Year. Minaj said “If your video celebrates women with very slim bodies, you will be nominated for vid of the year.”

Well, Taylor took this as a jab at her video for “Bad Blood”, which is somehow nominated for Best Video. I am BAFFLED because the damn video is basically just four minutes of Taylor Swift listing off all her pretty and famous friends.

Cara Delevingne Likes Girls, Get Over It


For about as long as Cara Delevingne has been super famous, she’s been primarily linked to women: Michelle Rodriguez, Kendall Jenner, and, her current girlfriend, singer St. Vincent. However, for some reason the world has some issue dealing with the fact that an attractive supermodel who could have her pick of men simply prefers women.

In fact, Rob Haskell, who interviewed Cara for her recent cover interview for Vogue magazine implied that Cara’s love of pussy was simply a phase. That’s right. We live in a world where it’s totally appropriate for a male interviewer to patronize a young woman’s sexuality mere moments after she’d been talking about how happy she is with her girlfriend.

50 Cent Wishes He Had 50 Cents

50 CentSad times have befallen rap superstar (like 10 years ago, amirite??) 50 Cent. His name, which was once just terribly dumb, is now terribly sad as he has officially filed for bankruptcy. That’s right: 50 cent is both his rap name and his bank account balance.

As my husband so eloquently put it “Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much time in da club.” So true. 50 had been living his life like he was Puff Daddy or Jay Z. Sporting various fur coats, buying luxury cars, all of which that one hit he had in like 2003 could not pay for. He’s like the MC Hammer of the new generation. Just with less interesting pants.

Puff Daddy’s New Song is Fire. There, I said it.

diddy and cassie

Back in the 90’s I fucking loved Puff Daddy. “All About the Benjamins (The Rock Remix)” is legit my forever jam. Maybe my favorite rap song of all time. Puffy and the fam (Lil’ Kim, Mase, The Lox) pretty much slayed back in the day, then Puffy changed his name to P. Diddy, then just Diddy, then Diddy Dirty Money, and I kind of just gave up on him.

He decided to make fancy booze drinks instead of rap music and basically everyone forgot he was ever a rapper. I assumed he’d never make a quality jam again, however, with the release of “Finna Get Loose” that has all changed.

Balmain Continues to Suck Up to the Kardashians


In case you’re not familiar with Balmain, it’s a high fashion line worn by fancy rich bitches all over the world. The head of the Balmain fashion house is Olivier Rousteing, a man whose head is so far up the collective assholes of the Kardashian/Jenner clan that he basically breathes cheek fillers.

Aside from being inseparable besties with the whole crew, it also seems to be Olivier’s goal to feature all of them in Balmain ads. Last year he released a campaign starring Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, and yesterday he unveiled the above ad starring Kylie and Kendall Jenner.

Ronda Rousey Schools Floyd Mayweather

This years ESPY Awards were great for both women and the LGBTQ community. The American women’s soccer team won best team, Caitlyn Jenner was honored with the Arthur Ashe Courage Award and gave a beautiful and touching speech about being transgender, and Ronda Rousey won, not only best female athlete, but best fighter overall.

Winning best fighter, she beat out a bunch of dudes, like Floyd Mayweather, who gets paid a bazillion dollars to beat up men, but will beat up his babymama for free. Ronda Rousey, being the boss bitch she is, did not let this fact go unknown.