No wait, don’t keep scrolling. It’s about time that as a society, we embraced the ugly truth. Kanye West isn’t as bad as we once thought.
Much like mould on a fine cheese, Yeezy is growing on us, and although it may seem like an icky idea, you’ll be glad it did in the long run. Sure, we once hated his guts for being a narcissistic douchebag, but who ever heard of a humble rapper? Sure, he constantly has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, but maybe a list of all the reasons he’s kinda-sorta-maybe not so bad might put a smile on his face and make him feel his Kanye Best?
Last night, the wee section of the twit-O-sphere that digs both hip hop and British period dramas, wet its collective pants over Diddy’s announcement that he had become a series regular on Downton Abbey. But, alas, it was all in jest … Diddy, that jokester, was just promoting his new Funny Or Die video.
In a move that would have been frowned-upon a mere three years ago, Maxim has named Miley Cyrus as Number 1 in their annual Hot 100 list.
Andy Samberg and his pals, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, who together form the epic band, The Lonely Island, should probably be deified for their newest piece of gold, “Spring Break Anthem.” The frenzied video juxtaposes the time-honored rowdiness of spring break with the joyful planning and tender consummation of gay marriage. It makes zero sense, but it’s hilarious.
Jonah Falcon is not terribly handsome (that’s him there, to the right). Nor does he give the impression of being particularly bright or charming or talented. He does, however, have one rather sizable claim to fame. Jonah has an absolutely massive MASSIVE dick.
Despite offering a series of nonsensical excuses for her actions, hip hop star Lauryn Hill has been sentenced to three months in prison for failing to pay a colossal amount of money in income taxes over the past decade. She will also be under house arrest for an additional three months and parole supervision for a full year. And she must pay a whopping fine.
The theme of the 2013 Met Gala was “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” – and yet not one person showed up with safety pin through their lip and ’Never Mind The Bollocks’ scribbled in marker pen across their bare chest. Congratulations Miley Cyrus, you are now completely useless.
Helen Mirren is a great actress with a good sense of humor, a fantastic rack, and, evidently, a bit of a temper. Last weekend, when her highly acclaimed theatrical performance as Queen Elizabeth II in “The Audience” was interrupted by loud drumming outside the theater, a pissed-off Helen dashed right out … wig, pearls, and all … and told the drummers to fuck off.
Grab your cousin-wife and fry up some squirrel because June ‘Mama’ Shannon and Mike ‘Sugar Bear’ Thompson – rural Georgia’s answer to Brangelina - got hitched this weekend in all their camouflaged glory. 
It was recently announced that everyone’s favorite Beach Boy, John Stamos, will host a new series in which celebrities are reunited with their first bang, cleverly called “Losing My Virginity With John Stamos.” 
