You can always tell when Kirstie Alley hasn’t gotten laid in a while. She gets all crazy preachy about her cult, er I mean “religion,” and starts talking about all the pent up sexual frustration there is between her and her best girlfriend, John Travolta.
Add in the fact that Alley hasn’t drowned her sorrows in butter and Snickers as per her usual routine, and that means the bitch is hangry too. Hangry and horny combined just spells total bat shit crazy territory.
And thankfully, Howard Stern decided to let Ms. Kirstie on his radio show so that the rest of the world can be made a little bit brighter with her insanity.