Celebrity Love Island Odds: The Winners

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It’s finally happened. Celebrity Love Island is now getting more viewers than Big Brother. Faced with the choice of watching idiots arguing on a beach or watching idiots arguing in a house, the British public have decided that a sunny beach wins. So now you can start betting on it again.

There are many reasons for the audience surge; it’s due to a mixture of Celebrity Love Island following Coronation Street, the addition of a new contestant, and the borderline-disturbing antics of Paul Danan, the most unsettling person seen on TV since that weird Stalking Pete Doherty man stopped miming songs intensely into a camera and crying.

So, now it’s getting interesting again, let hecklerspray and Betfair.com help you place some some special bets on a winner.

BOYS:

Lee Sharpe - Celebrity reality TV whore Lee has made an impression on both Jayne Middlemiss and Abi Titmuss
with his long hair and scavenger teeth. However, in an unusually cruel
twist of fate, he’s been given 48 hours alone with newcomer Nikki Ziering in the love shack. At least until he ran away. Current odds - 8/7

Calum Best - Calum Best proved his class last week with a cheeky drunken fumble in the toilets with Rebecca Loos.
Since then, they’ve been staring each other in the eyes and kissing at
the dinner table. That is, until Rebecca started farting like a broken
car. Current odds - 11/3

Fran Cosgrave - Weird-haired fool Fran has been quieter since
his fight with Paul Danan. He, along with the other boys, has an eye
for new girl Nikki, but might have to fight Paul again for her
attention. Current odds - 23/7

Paul Danan - Oh, Paul. If he’s not being an abusive drunk,
he’s abandoning his friends or lying about his career to impress a
dolly-bird. He’s smitten with Nikki, annoying the skinny posh girl he
was stalking before she arrived. Current odds - 23/5

Anyone Else - Remember, the new girl has whipped the
contestants into a frenzy, so it would not be too much of a surprise if
a new man was brought onto the island. Current odds - 19/1

GIRLS:

Jayne Middlemiss - Jayne seems to have overcome her crying
freakouts that she was experiencing when she first started on the
island. She’s getting so little male attention that she wants an
Australian bodyguard to "bang her arse off", the classy Geordie. Current odds - 17/13

Liz McClarnon - Liz is silent. All the time. She probably
hasn’t even said a single word on the island. Despite this, she managed
to go water skiing with Fran yesterday. And that’s it. Current odds - 18/5

Isabella Hervey - Isabella has been spurned by Crazy Frog lookalike Paul Danan. And now she’s angry, calling him a "knob".
As a kind of strange punishment, they’ve been put together on a
deserted island. They’ll either patch up their relationship or maim
each other. We know what we’re rooting for. Current odds - 13/3

Abi Titmuss - Since she was passed over to share the Love
Shack with Lee, Abi’s been feeling a bit victimised. She thinks the
public hates her. It only took her a month to realise. Abi’s not coming
off too well from her appearance on the show - surely the breakdown is
only days away. Current odds - 27/4

Rebecca Loos - Rebecca was blissfully happy with Calum Best,
shagging in the toilets and holding hands. Then she started farting
uncontrollably. Now Calum’s all disgusted and Rebecca’s sad. Current odds - 23/2

Nikki Ziering - She looks her cosmetic surgeon only used a
bottle of household bleach and a bicycle pump on her. She loves her
dog. Paul Danan loves her. She falls asleep mid-sentence. She’s sharing
the Love Shack with Lee Sharpe. She’s Nikki Ziering, and she’s the only
human in her galaxy. Current odds - 16/1

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[story by Stuart Heritage]