Celebrity Love Island Odds - No Audience Update

Celebrity Love Island is the latest ITV no audience programme with the word ‘Celebrity’ in the title. Less than two million people now watch the reality TV show. Maybe ITV will learn that there is no audience for shows with the word ‘Celebrity’. Having said that, we’re still holding out for Celebrity Wasp Nest Stingathon, where a celebrity hides in a big wasps nest, and earns £1 each time they get stung, or £2 if it’s internal.

But the celebrities are still on the love island, and two of them have to win. But which two? hecklerspray and betfair.com present the updated odds list for your special betting needs.

Jayne Middlemiss - Miserable crying Geordie. Current odds - 11/6

Lady Isabella Hervey - Aloof skinny posh girl. Current odds - 23/7

Liz McClarnon - Silent former member of Atomic Kitten. Current odds - 33/8

Rebecca Loos - Fake boobed bisexual. Current odds - 6/1

Abi Titmuss - The most self-absorbed woman on the planet. Current odds - 7/1

Lee Sharpe - Old football player. Current odds - 12/5

Calum Best - Prematurely balding playboy. Current odds - 13/5

Fran Cosgrave - Annoying nightclub owner. Current odds - 23/5

Paul Danan - Bipolar nutcase. Current odds - 5/1

Michael Greco - Gruff-voiced out-of-work actor. Current odds - 9/1

Du’ane Ladejo - Surprisingly normal old runner. Current odds - 27/1

There’s a very clear hierarchy of things to do with your Celebrity
Love Island money. At the very bottom is spending it on texts that run
across the bottom of the screen. Don’t do that - you’ll inevitably look
like a divvy.

Next is voting on who you want out of the island. Don’t do that
either - nobody cares who wins unless there’s something in it for them.

And so the best thing to do with your cash is start betting on who will win the thing. If you know how to exploit betfair properly, you can earn yourself a lovely little bit of money. So head over to the Special Bets section of Betfair.com right away.

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[story by Stuart Heritage]