You know what the best thing about the internet is?

Better even than taking part in that Second Life virtual world game, riding around on a big virtual motorbike and talking to virtual ladies in a sexy virtual voice? And then realising you’ve wasted roughly six hours of your life doing exactly that? And crying? And crying? And crying?

It’s hecklerspray’s Celebrity Haiku Competition, that’s what: a concept so good that – the day we invented it – we damn near killed ourselves in sheer giddy excitement.

This week we’re analysing the frankly horrific prospect – following in the tracks of the Take That get-together – of a Spice Girls reformation. But first let’s take a cheeky peek at last week’s winner.