You know what the best thing about the internet is?

Better even than taking part in that Second Life virtual world game, riding around on a big virtual motorbike and talking to virtual ladies in a sexy virtual voice? And then realising you've wasted roughly six hours of your life doing exactly that? And crying? And crying? And crying?

It's hecklerspray's Celebrity Haiku Competition, that's what: a concept so good that – the day we invented it – we damn near killed ourselves in sheer giddy excitement.

This week we're analysing the frankly horrific prospect – following in the tracks of the Take That get-together – of a Spice Girls reformation. But first let's take a cheeky peek at last week's winner.

Seven days ago, we set you the challenge of writing a haiku about the least surprising celebrity story ever: that junkie Pete Doherty had been arrested due to drugs malarkey. Again. The winner was a no-doubt lovely young lady named Linzi, whose poetic ode ran thus:

Pete Doherty off
his face again, who cares
not me the thick prick

Not too subtle, we'll admit. But damn straight nonetheless.

But what about you? Don't you want the honour of being crowned our weekly haiku champion, so that the whole world can look at your website-emblazoned name and, like, shrug or something? Course you do.

Simply pen a haiku about the following topical celebrity story:

Emma Bunton has revealed that a Spice Girls reunion may be on the cards.

Just remember the golden rule of haiku: five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. An example – based on this week's topic – would go a little somethin' like this:

The Spice Girls Are To

Make A Comeback? Good God. What

Is The Point Of That?

Yeah, yeah, we know. Lame. And you can do a million times better. So prove it, hotshot.

Entries in the comments box below…

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