Mondays, eh? You know what Mondays are? The worst thing in the entire universe, that’s what – worse even than that time your Games teacher made you touch his magic snake around the back of the bike sheds. And then didn’t even apologise when it spat at you.

Well… you, dear reader, are witness to a revolution. Because – following the introduction of hecklerspray’s Celebrity Haiku Competition – Mondays have now transformed from being absolutely rubbish into being the bestest thing in the whole wide world.

That’s right. Each and every week hecklerspray gives you the chance to scribble out an ancient form of Japanese poetry about a topical celebrity story. And who else offers you that?

This week we’re looking at romantically-troubled inbred Prince William. But first, let’s take a gander at last week’s winner…