What else did you expect?
Eh? Last week's winner? Before we've announced that this week's subject is Paul McCartney?
I suppose we'd better do that, eh?
Do you remember, last week, how we asked you to come up with the best haiku about the fact that Uma Thurman had a stalker? Do you? Well, how much d'you wanna see the winner? This much? Shall we show it to you, then? Shall we tell you that the winner was Catxpa, whose haiku run thus:
Chasing Uma moves me
In ways you will never know
I am a stalker
So are you happy with last week's winner? Do you want a chance to win yourself? Shall we give you that chance?
Would you like to know this weeks subject? Would you like it to be that:
Paul McCartney is reporting dating actress Rosanna Arquette.
Would you like to write haikus (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables) about that? Would you like an example, as follows? Yes?
Paul McCartney is
going out with the girl from
'After Hours'? Weird.
Would you like to write your own haikus? And put them in the comments box below?