Hello there, hecklerbabies. Time to waste? Course you have.

So why not waste it on the hecklerspray Celebrity Haiku Competition?

That’s right – each week we give you the chance to win an amazing prize by scribbling out a poem about a celebrity of our choice. This week, it’s the turn of cute, sexy and no-longer-jailbait actress Lindsay Lohan.

But first let’s take a look at last week’s winner…

Seven short and otherwise pointless days ago, we set the challenge of coming up with a haiku (that’s an ancient form of Japanese poetry, non-scholarly-types) about the subject of Hollywood big-shot Bruce Willis offering a million dollars to whoever captures naughty terrorist-man Osama Bin Laden.

The winner is somebody called Myuff, whose sterling effort ran:

One hates all the world
The other made Hudson Hawk
So Osama wins

Pretty damn impressive stuff. Well, Myuff, you lucky devil, you’ve just won our weekly prize of a tube of Fruit Pastilles! Oh, hang on… wasn’t last week’s contest a rollover?

Good god. Two whole tubes of juicy sugary sweet-goodness could be winging their way to you. Just send us your details, Myuff, and we’ll send you your prize. If you can be arsed.

Anyway – on with the show. This week’s story for y’all to write about:

Lindsay Lohan has been tricked into sending ‘suggestive’ text messages by someone claiming to be a good-looking male actor.

And – just to kickstart things – we’ve been so kind as to provide you with an example:

Easily-led girl

starts trading filthy thoughts, but

is badly let down.

Oh, come on. That was rushed. You can do better… especially if you want to win. Just remember the golden rule of haiku: five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Got it? We hope so.

Entries in the comments box below, people…

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Lohan Tricked – The Mercury

[story by C J Davies]