Okay, okay, so last week’s Celebrity Haiku Competition suffered a bit of a setback – i.e nobody entered the damn thing – but we’re not going to let that stop us.

Besides. It’s our website and we’ll do what we like.

Of course, last week’s lack of a winner means that this week’s competition has a rollover prize. That’s right – we now have two whole tubes of Fruit Pastilles to give away. You lucky, lucky cyberpeople.

This week’s celebrity-poetry-inspirer?

None other than baldy vest-merchant Mr. Bruce Willis.

The rules of the contest are simple – you just have to scribble out a haiku based on the celebrity-based topic we give you. (Note to aspiring poets – a haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry).

See if your creative glands are stimulated by this little news-nugget:

Bruce Willis has offered one million dollars of his own money to anyone who helps in the capture of Osama Bin Laden.

All you have to do to enter, dear heckler, is remember the golden rule of Haiku – five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Suppose you want us to provide an example, don’t you? Oh, alright, then:

Bald headed film star

hopes to revive career by

catching cave-dweller

Think you can beat that? By golly, of course you can.

Entries in the comments box below…

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[story by C J Davies]