Okay, okay, so last week’s Celebrity Haiku Competition suffered a bit of a setback – i.e nobody entered the damn thing – but we’re not going to let that stop us.
Besides. It’s our website and we’ll do what we like.
Of course, last week’s lack of a winner means that this week’s competition has a rollover prize. That’s right – we now have two whole tubes of Fruit Pastilles to give away. You lucky, lucky cyberpeople.
This week’s celebrity-poetry-inspirer?
None other than baldy vest-merchant Mr. Bruce Willis.
The rules of the contest are simple – you just have to scribble out a haiku based on the celebrity-based topic we give you. (Note to aspiring poets – a haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry).
See if your creative glands are stimulated by this little news-nugget:
Bruce Willis has offered one million dollars of his own money to anyone who helps in the capture of Osama Bin Laden.
All you have to do to enter, dear heckler, is remember the golden rule of Haiku – five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Suppose you want us to provide an example, don’t you? Oh, alright, then:
Bald headed film star
hopes to revive career by
catching cave-dweller
Think you can beat that? By golly, of course you can.
Entries in the comments box below…
Read More:
Bruce Willis Offers A Million Bucks For Bin Laden Capture – News Channel 8
[story by C J Davies]
myuff says
One hates all the world
The other made Hudson Hawk
So Osama wins
ipf says
Die hard, Osama
In your own Armageddon
With Bruce’s dollars
matt lloyd says
world uses sixth sense
in quest for bruces big bucks
die hard osama quakes
madeofsquares says
baldy fat man bruce,
could i please borrow a gun?
i could do with cash
my vote is with myuff’s so far..
AdamHaaretz says
Hey, Die Hard Tough Guy,
Don’t pay someone for the job.
Go do it yourself.