Comments on: Celebrity Haiku Competition: Bald Britney Spears

By: Simon R. Gladdish

Simon R. Gladdish — Wed, 25 May 2011 21:04:36 +0000

Britney’s lost her hair
But not her fans
At least not me.

Alex — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:57:39 +0000

with womanizer
britney’s got a new song
look! even her hair is back

Harry — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:28:45 +0000

Oh Britney, sans hair
diabolical vengeance
no SUV safe

Harry — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:03:07 +0000

bald girl bashing car
ruined umbrella, wild eyes
Girl’s gone wild? No shit.

Sianna — Tue, 15 May 2007 15:27:44 +0000

Best one yet.

fifi — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:25:07 +0000

The note read â€œBritney,
Christina Aguilera
is sending wigs round.â€

Maxwell — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:11:19 +0000

Poor Britney, mad coot
Still can’t compete with Sinead -
Nowt compares 2U

Captain Awesome — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:50:23 +0000

Brittney Spears lost it.
I think she looks like Boy Geogre
Cleaning up New York.

Viking Lumberjack — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 22:45:48 +0000

First her vagina
And now her big ugly head
What else can she shave?

trippingchristy — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:54:56 +0000

Brittney shaved her head
She only wanted to make
Cuffs and collar match

TBuck — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:29:36 +0000

No hair, not a bit
Rehab twice now and Brit quit
No talent, no shit!

Viking Lumberjack — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 19:09:37 +0000

A spooky haiku in honor of Halloween in about eight months:

Anna Nicole Smith
And James Brown are not buried.
Britney will beat them.

CW — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 17:51:01 +0000

Her head like the moon
Round and white, a shiny orb
Likely filled with cheese

Viking Lumberjack — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 16:38:12 +0000

Britney is now bald.
Her bald head looks like an egg.
Possibly scrambled.

Schmoo — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:09:14 +0000

Behold spectacle
That is ‘fuzzy-nut Britney’
(Both meanings apply)