Remember how bored you always used to get when studying poetry at school? You know what would have made it more exciting? If – rather than analysing the usual romantic claptrap – you’d been allowed to spend your days scribbling out Haikus about topical celebrity stories.

Well. Aren’t you in for a treat? Because – each and every Monday until we get a bit bored – hecklerspray gives you the chance to enter the Celebrity Haiku Competition.

This week we’re looking at naughty drink-drive movie-man Mel Gibson.