It’s Tuesday already.

Time to take part in the hecklerspray Celebrity Haiku Competition: your chance to scribble out an ancient form of Japanese poetry about a famous figure!

This week it’s the turn of dull-as-bricks ‘rapper’ and shoe salesman 50 Cent.

But first lets take a look at last week’s winner…

Seven otherwise boring days ago, we asked you to come up with a haiku on the following subject: that Coldplay’s Chris Martin would have liked a sex instructor to help him through those awkward first lady-fumbles.

The winner was someone called GRC, whose harsh-yet-hilarious effort ran:

Talentless cockend

spuffed in his pants when he

felt some lasses’ tits

Your prize, GRC? The same prize we offer each and every week: a glorious tube of Fruit Pastilles! Just send us your details and we’ll post ‘em out to you. Or alternatively don’t bother. You’ve probably got better things to do.

Anyway – do you fancy the chance of winning your very own tube of sugary sweets? Simply write the best haiku about this week’s news story:

50 Cent has started a feud with Robbie Williams by calling him a ’sucker’.

Just remember the golden rule of haiku – five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. And – because we’re nice – we’ve provided you with an example based on the above subject matter:

Boring hip-hop ’star’

calls British pop muppet ‘crap’

and yet no-one cares

Can you beat that? Can you write a better Celebrity haiku? Sure you can. Just place your entries in the comments box below…

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50 Cent slams ’sucker’ Robbie – Female First

[story by C J Davies]