Celebrity Fame Academy Betting Odds: Miranda Hart Gone

By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, March 8, 2007 at 10:30am1 Comment


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Celebrity Fame Academy betting odds Miranda Hart Linda RobsonYou lucky kids. Celebrity Fame Academy is now on every night until Comic Relief – that's nine full nights of watching Patrick Kielty making godawful tit jokes, so Miranda Hart is actually lucky; she's out of Celebrity Fame Academy so won't hear them.

Miranda Hart's Celebrity Fame Academy performance of Physical wasn't enough to really convince anyone that she deserved the final spot in the academy; possibly because we own clumps of cheese that the general public would recognise more than Miranda Hart, and possibly because Miranda Hart's singing voice sounds pretty much identical to the moment that a teenage choirboy's voice breaks mid-song, only stretched out into a terrifying infinity. But don't cry for Miranda Hart – following Celebrity Fame Academy she'll ease back into her normal routine or doing cameos as weird-looking members of the service industry in occasional episodes of sitcoms that we don't watch. 

But now that Miranda Hart has been booted out of Celebrity Fame Academy, who's going to win? Here's part two of this week's Celebrity Fame Academy betting odds – for Linda Robson, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Tim Vine and Zoe Salmon – with betting odds from Paddy Power

Linda Robson - As well as being a terrifying image of what Jo O'Meara will look like in 25 years if she stops trying to kill herself all the bloody time and being a bit racist, Linda Robson is the blonde one from Birds Of A Feather with a voice like a garbage disposal system. And on Celebrity Fame Academy on Saturday, Linda Robson sang I Will Survive in an alarmingly OK way. She was first on Saturday's show, so the audience forgot about her quickly. Yesterday's version of Dancing In The Moonlight made us actually vomit, but we have a sneaky feeling that Linda Robson will get quite far in Celebrity Fame Academy. Current Celebrity Fame Academy betting odds – 25/1

Tara Palmer Tomkinson – The whole world knows who Tara Palmer Tomkinson is – she's the la-di-dah aristocrat who took so many drugs that her nose actually exploded and who thinks that all the world's problems would be solved if everyone had a pony. Nobody could have suspected that Tara Palmer Tomkinson would have appeared as deranged as she did on Saturday's Celebrity Fame Academy, though – we'd have focused more on her herky-jerky dancing to I'm Still Standing if we hadn't noticed halfway through the performance that the woman doesn't blink at all. Maybe Tara's boggly-eyed charms will work for the Celebrity Fame Academy audience, or maybe she'll be put out of her misery by a vet before she gets the chance. Who knows? Current Celebrity Fame Academy betting odds – 16/1

Tim Vinehecklerspray will now admit a fondness for Tim Vine. He has the world record for number of jokes told in an hour, was the best thing on ITV's The Sketch Show and even made Not Going Out watchable. And he made a Channel Five gameshow that one of us came second in once. So we want Tim Vine to win Celebrity Fame Academy, especially since he thumped out The Impossible Dream in a manner completely free of the kilt-wearing, boob-inflating, boggle-eyed wackiness of the other Celebrity Fame Academy comedy contestants on Saturday. And his voice isn't that terrible either. And then he followed it up yesterday with a berserkoid version of Lucky Numbers that nobody will ever be able to beat ever. Go and vote for Tim Vine. Probably not a good idea to bet on him, but vote for him anyway. Current Celebrity Fame Academy betting odds – 16/1

Zoe Salmon – Zoe Salmon is famous for two things: a) being a Blue Peter presenter and b) being friends with Orlaith from Big Brother 2005. Remember her? Anyone? Anyhow, Zoe Salmon sang Love Machine on Saturday's Celebrity Fame Academy – the sort of song that suggests the girl is straining at the leash to quit Blue Peter so that she can get covered in goosefat and show her bra to readers of Nuts magazine. That won't happen for a while, unless Blue Peter fires her for being shit at Celebrity Fame Academy. Which might not happen for a while, because last night's version of Downtown was possibly the biggest improvement of anyone, even if the wufty Celebrity Fame Academy judge hated her. Current Celebrity Fame Academy betting odds – 11/1

Tomorrow: you guessed it – more Celebrity Fame Academy betting odds. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Celebrity Fame Academy betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.

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