Now that the Celebrity Big Brother Poppadomgate has blown over and nobody has attacked anyone else in a blind fit of racist fury and we’ve realised that Jade Goody possibly isn’t the greatest threat to our society, we can get on with business as usual.

And that Celebrity Big Brother business as usual means nominations. The Celebrity Big Brother housemates all nominated each other for eviction yesterday afternoon – but we don’t know who’s up for the chop yet. And nor does anyone else. And, since literally the most exciting thing to happen in the Celebrity Big Brother house lately has been a piss-poor formation dance to a lousy Scissors Sisters song, we don’t even have any Celebrity Big Brother nomination hints to go on either.

So here’s what we’re going to do – we’re going to make an educated guess about the four Celebrity Big Brother housemates we think will be up for eviction this week and give you their betting odds to win. Clear? And then tomorrow, when we’ve been proved completely wrong, we’ll be all shamefaced and begging for forgiveness like that cashier did at the supermarket before you beat her up with a bag of dog biscuits.

Here are the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds to win for our possible evictees – Dirk Benedict, Cleo Rocos, Jo O’Meara and Danielle Lloyd – with help from Paddy Power…