Celebrity Big Brother Betting Odds - No More Jodie, Who’ll Win?

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It’s the start of a new week, and the start of the Celebrity Big Brother exodus, too. Now that Jodie Marsh has gone, the Celebrity Big Brother housemates now all know that they could be next to be shown the door.

That means that Celebrity Big Brother is about to get much better or much worse, depending on whether you think watching a handful of fragile, vaguely famous people dancing and honking and parading around in a frenzy of manic attention-seeking is a good or a bad thing. We, obviously, think it’s brilliant. Celebrity Big Brother day 12! Let’s go!

But who’s going to win Celebrity Big Brother? We’re just over halfway through the series, and the Celebrity Big Brother runners and riders are starting to shape up nicely. So here are the first Celebrity Big Brother betting odds of the week, with help - as always - to SportingOdds.com…

Faria Alam - For the majority of Celebrity Big Brother, we were
astonished at the emotional maturity of Faria Alam - a woman who we
thought we’d underestimated sorely. Then she burst into tears because
she thought that spinach tasted all horrible in her tummy-wummy. And
then she flew into the most interminable speech about how she isn’t as
nasty as everyone thinks for selling her Sven story to the newspapers.
And we went off her again. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds -
50/1

George Galloway - George Galloway. A man who stood up to the might
of the UK and US government to vociferously denounce the Iraq war. A
man whose oration skills cannot be faulted. A man who will forever now
be known only as that mental bloke who acted like a disturbing cat on
Celebrity Big Brother. His odds have dropped sharply, unsurprisingly.
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 50/1

Dennis Rodman - You can look at Dennis Rodman one of two ways. He’s
either the sex-crazed, slightly terrifying man-hulk who has terrorised the
females in the Celebrity Big Brother house with his lewd mouth and
obscene gestures. Or he’s the charming, unassuming chap that doesn’t
take anything on Celebrity Big Brother too seriously.
Yeah, you all think he’s the first one, don’t you? But how can you not love a man who sleeptalks things like "And you, chainsaw massacre"? Current Celebrity
Big Brother betting odds - 20/1

Rula Lenska - If George Galloway acting like a cat was freakish and
disturbing, then the aggressively sexual way that Rula Lenska was
goading him on knocked our bizarreometer off the scale. It was like
watching a terrifying, drug-fuelled Peter Greenaway film from Mars at 4am. And
- even though we’re puerile and immature for saying so - she’s got
man’s voice. Urrrrr. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 20/1

Traci Bingham - We think we know the appeal of Traci Bingham on
Celebrity Big Brother now - she’s so bland that viewers and housemates
alike can project their own feelings onto her permanently slightly
smiling face. Traci has stopped talking endlessly about her boobs and
vagina now. In fact she’s stopped talking altogether. But that’s just
how we like it, right boys? Boys? Boys? Anyone? No? Suit yourselves.
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 20/1

Pete Burns - Pete Burns started last week as a Celebrity Big Brother genius, with his scathing Scouse wit and his
snappy one-liners. We even forgave him for skinning a monkey and
wearing it as a coat. And he was probably right for talking straight
with Jodie Marsh. But the second that he was asked to take part in a
Celebrity Big Brother task, his stock crashed as we saw the petty,
uncompromisingly sour Pete Burns. Which goes to show: kill and wear a
monkey - that’s OK. Refuse to talk to a plant - get out you sick arsehole!
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 9/1

Michael Barrymore - A week ago, Michael Barrymore was the favourite
to win Celebrity Big Brother. How things have changed - he’s spend the
last few days shouting at people and then crying uncontrollably on his
own. Has Michael Barrymore wrecked his chances of making his big
British TV comeback? We’re not so sure - we’d like to see him present a
show called Sob It Lucky, ha ha ha. Or My Kind Of Weeping, ha ha ha. Or
Animals Say The Funniest Thing Love Me Love Me I’ll Be Good You’ll Be
My Friend Won’t You I Promise I’ll Be Good I Just Want You To Love Me.
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 11/2

Maggot - Maggot has confused us a little bit, if we’re honest. We
thought that he was a hilarious member of the side-splitting combo
Goldie Lookin’ Chain, but in the Celebrity Big Brother house he’s been
nothing more than a slightly mute grumbler. He’s still vaguely
everyman-ish - which is what people want to see - but for this series
of Celebrity Big Brother, Maggot has been out-everymanned. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 5/1

Chantelle - Chantelle has carved her own identity during this
episode of Celebrity Big Brother - as the naive, non-famous little
girl. However, if this was normal Big Brother and not Celebrity Big
Brother, and if Chantelle was surrounded by normal people and not a bunch
of recognisable crackpots, she’d blatantly be singled out as a horrific
fame-hungry chancer. How fame-hungry? We think we’ve seen some topless
modelling shots of someone that looks very much like young Chantelle,
that’s how fame-hungry. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds -
13/5

Preston - Preston, the everyman’s everyman, has been doing
everything right during this series of Celebrity Big Brother - mainly
just reacting to all the oddness. Preston seems quite amiable to
everyone, and generally fairly easy going. We want Preston to win Celebrity Big
Brother because the fame will probably go his head and he’ll disband
The Ordinary Boys. And that can only be a good thing, right? Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 13/5

Tomorrow we’ll update the Celebrity Big Brother odds - but you should go to the
Specials section of SportingOdds.com right now to place a juicy bet on
who you think will win. Good luck!

[story by Stuart Heritage]