Celebrity Big Brother Betting Odds: Jo To Go, We Say So!

What a weird series of Celebrity Big Brother this has been - a week of toe-curling boredom, a week of shrieking international racism and then another week so dull it made the first week look like the most thrilling thing since the Big Bang.

But, hey, this is it. It's the final of Celebrity Big Brother on Sunday, so this is the last you'll hear from us about it. Who's going to win Celebrity Big Brother? It won't be Ken Russell, so we can't say we're too fussed. Before Sunday's Celebrity Big Brother final, though, we've got tonight's huge double eviction to look forward to. Cleo Rocos, Ian Watkins, Shilpa Shetty, Dirk Benedict and Jo O'Meara are all up for the Celebrity Big Brother chop, and we just don't know who's going to be going. Well, yes, OK, we do know - Jo O'Meara's going to be going isn't she, the massive racist. Probably.

Yesterday we looked at the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds of Ian, Shilpa and Cleo - which just leaves the two favourites for eviction at time of writing. Here are the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds for Dirk Benedict and Jo O'Meara, with betting odds from Paddy Power. Remember, these are odds for the fourth eviction only - the first housemate to leave…

Dirk Benedict - If you'll allow us one insanely off-kilter metaphor today, then it'll be this: Dirk Benedict is the anti-Danielle. Where the Celebrity Big Brother housemates all love Danielle Lloyd, totally unaware that every citizen of the United Kingdom wakes up early each morning to shape, paint, glaze and bake a vase in Danielle's likeness just so they can shit it in and smash it under their bare feet, Dirk has the exact opposite effect. Dirk's fellow Celebrity Big Brother housemates genuinely detest the man for smoking indoors, for having a bad back, for going to bed early, for not letting Cleo Rocos grab his penis and wrestle it like an elderly Generation Game contestant trying to make a string of sausages. However, the good old British public love Dirk Benedict so much that they'd happily crown him as the King Of England after he emerges from the Celebrity Big Brother house. Given the other Celebrity Big Brother eviction nominees, we'd take a stab at sexist Dirk being safe this time around. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 12/1

Jo O'Meara - Hmm, we're wracking our brains trying to think of a reason why Jo O'Meara might be the next housemate to be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, but nothing comes to mind… oh, that's it - it's because she's a mannish, chain-smoking, big-faced racist with a voice like Pete Beale who has never managed to crack a smile in her life without the aid of two fishhooks, some dental floss and an elaborate pulley system. Needless to say, the most important of these character flaws is her blatant racism - the public still hasn't forgiven her for hating Shilpa because she had the temerity to touch food with her bare Indian hands when she was cooking it. We're just going to go ahead and assume that Jo will be the first to leave the Celebrity Big Brother house, where she'll then go on to hold an exclusive 'I Ain't No Facking Racist Am I' interview with the News Of The World on Sunday. The interesting part will be seeing how Celebrity Big Brother deals with Jo's eviction - will this week's more lighthearted mood be shattered with another crowdless Celebrity Big Brother eviction, or will Jo face a giant mob so angry and vocal that she'll a panic attack and collapse on live TV? The latter if there's any justice. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 1/33 

And because we love you, here's a final look at the latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds…

Shilpa Shetty - 4/11

Jermaine Jackson - 9/4

Dirk Benedict - 10/1

Ian 'H' Watkins - 16/1

Cleo Rocos - 28/1

Jack Tweed - 80/1

Danielle Lloyd - 80/1

Jo O'Meara - 250/1

Next week - God knows how we're going to fill the hole in our lives after Celebrity Big Brother. Illicit drugs and self-harming, probably. Or, failing that, Dancing On Ice and Oscars betting odds. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Celebrity Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.