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Finally – the Celebrity Big Brother housemates are starting to unravel. And a good thing too; the first eviction isn’t until Friday, and we were worried that the Celebrity Big Brother would stagnate.
Luckily, a coat made of a monkey changed all that. An argument in the Celebrity Big Brother living room about whether monkey coats were rubbish or brilliant effectively kickstarted the eviction process. This morning, Jodie, George and Pete were told that they were up for Celebrity Big Brother eviction on Friday – and it’s probably no a coincidence that it was Jodie, George and Pete who had been busy arguing about monkey coats.
Tomorrow we’ll be detailing the Celebrity Big Brother eviction odds – but for now we’ll focus on who will win Celebrity Big Brother. We’ve got all of Tuesday’s Celebrity Big Brother betting odds right here for you – with help as always from SportingOdds.com…
Faria Alam – Faria was booed as she entered the Celebrity Big
Brother house at the weekend, and has been indulging a most
unconventional way of winning over the public. Instead of spending her
time on Celebrity Big Brother showing what a bright and funny person
she is, she’s done nothing but clean the house in silence except to
describe how much she enjoys pissing in people’s tea. And, weirdly
enough, Faria isn’t a favourite to win. Current Celebrity Big Brother
odds – 50/1
Traci Bingham – In her head, Traci is a super-sexual, liberated
siren. In reality, however, Traci is a woman who only ever talks in a
vaguely seductive way – like a Dalek in a wig and a bra. If we hear her
yelp "Dennis? Dennis? Dennis? Dennis? Dennis?" one more time, we won’t
be held responsible for our actions. And judging by the Celebrity Big
Brother betting odds – it’s not just us that thinks that. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 28/1
Jodie Marsh – In years to come, videos of Jodie Marsh on Celebrity
Big Brother 2006 will be shown to youngsters to demonstrate the weird
millennial cult of celebrity in explicit terms. Jodie desperately wants
to be famous, but all she ever does is complain about how she’s
treated. So people ignore her, and she bursts into floods of
attention-seeking tears. She’s so useless at anything she tries, she’s
not even able to convince people that wearing a coat made out of
monkeys is a bad idea. Maybe she’ll beat Barrymore to the Celebrity Big
Brother breakdown. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 25/1
Dennis Rodman – Dennis has had a quiet few days in the Celebrity Big
Brother house. In fact, he only actually makes noise to chuckle at
himself when he tries to sneak looks up Chantelle‘s skirt, or to
explain teabagging to Rula or – mainly – when he sleeps. Scientific
studies have shown that when Dennis snores, vases fall off mantelpieces
as far away as Blackpool. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds –
20/1
Rula Lenska – Such is hecklerspray‘s dedication to the Celebrity Big
Brother cause, we’ve often found ourselves drifting off during the
late-night Celebrity Big Brother Live show on Channel Four. Just as
often, we’re awoken by a deep booming voice. "Is there a new man in the
house?" we think to ourselves in our soporific state, before realising
that – no – it’s just Rula growling a bunch of Buddhist nonsense.
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 16/1
George Galloway – The disappointment in George Galloway’s eyes over
the last few days has been a real treat. He obviously imagined that
he’d go into the Celebrity Big Brother house all guns blazing launching
into one rousing political speech after another in front of a
nationwide audience. But instead he’s been reduced to listening to
Traci Bingham natter about her vag nonstop. The nearest we got was when
he roared "Are you calling us MURDERERS?" at Jodie when she said
something about meat-eaters. But apart from that he’s been a bit
boring. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 16/1
Pete Burns – Pete is turning into the find of Celebrity Big Brother.
He’s been waspish, funny, sharp and doesn’t seem to take himself too
seriously. Plus he wears a coat made of monkeys (which is kind of
unforgivable) but he did – mid-argument with Jodie Marsh about animal
cruelty – bark an order for Rula Lenska to order the coat some bananas.
And that’s genius. Maybe Big Brother should sign up more people who
want to make money to pay for botched operations – they’re good value.
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 7/1
Chantelle – Chantelle hasn’t done much since passing her task to
stay in the house, but she doesn’t really need to. The image of her
giant confused face slowly trying to decode the phrase "You have passed
the task," has already ingrained her in the public consciousness. Chantelle
is turning into the Helen Adams of Celebrity Big Brother 2006. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 5/1
Maggot – Maggot unwittingly sealed Chantelle’s fate on Sunday by
mooching over to the number 11 podium during the live task, thereby
proclaiming himself the least famous person in the Celebrity Big
Brother house. What a gentleman! He did spoil it a bit by saying that
Chantelle should exploit her new-found fame by "getting her bits out on
the telly," though. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 5/1
Preston – Preston has emerged as the musical genius of Celebrity Big
Brother. Where Chantelle couldn’t memorise the lyrics to I Want It
Right Now after hours of memorising them, Preston picked them up after
hearing the song once. When he tried to sing it later, Chantelle tried
to join in and almost stabbed herself in the mouth with a breadknife.
Preston saved her. Who’d have thought that someone in such an awful
band could be the voice of reason? Current Celebrity Big Brother
betting odds – 7/2
Michael Barrymore – So that’s what the British public like in an
entertainer: an overcompensating goon with desperate love-me eyes doing
frantic impressions of Frank Spencer and Hitler. He’s still the
favourite to win Celebrity Big Brother, you know. Current Celebrity Big
Brother betting odds – 5/2
We’ll be updating the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds throughout
the week, but in the meantime – to see the whole range of Celebrity Big
Brother markets and to place one or two well-informed bets – head over
to the Specials section of SportingOdds.com. Do it now, you might make enough money to buy yourself a brand new monkey coat.
[story by Stuart Heritage]
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becky says
jodie needs to go!!!!
Pip Barber says
I’ve got an A level in Biology – no way is Pete’s coat made from a Gorilla – more likely a goat!
lucy says
i think its about time all the ugly girls in the world give jodie marsh a break she is a young attractive woman she does not claim to be intelligent or talented but she is trying to enjoy her life and jealous ugly nasty women keep putting her down. they are making fools out of themselves as they are just proving to be bullies like pete and michael and the jealousy is obviously the problem with allof them. chantelle isnt being horrid to jodie as she is attractive and therefore does not feel the need to put jodie down.
frantico1 says
I think people are forgetting that Jodie Marsh is 27 years old! The woman acts so immature, all the time. I hate her and I’m not jealous of her at all. I think she can be intelligent, but she went into BB for all the wrong reasons. I like to talk about sex and all kinds of shit, but she says she wants people to take her seriously and that she’s not the slag the media portray her to be.
Utter crap! She goes in there, tits hanging out, brown skin and fake hair and she wants to be treated normal? At least with Pete, he doesn’t moan about people calling and thinking he’s a freak, he knows it and he’s happy with himself.
Jodie, on the otherhand, bores people to death with her crappy porno stories and getting naked with other celebs. Even stooping low to attack Jordan,(I don’t much like Jordan either, but I respect her at least).
Jodie is a fame-hungry slut, who when she gets evicted will be shouting from the rooftops of how she was bullied and picked on, as she harps on about constantly. She’s a sad excuse for a woman and I am ashamed that our society have allowed people like her to poison young people’s minds about how to obtain fame and riches.
That girl is rich enough as it is and she doesn’t have a real career.
She’s just on Big Brother, because she has nothing better to do. She can’t work in an office becasue people will laugh at her. It’s so sad.
Eventhough I don’t like her, it would be funny to watch her and Pete at each other’s throats and making the little girl cry.
I love BB
terri says
does any one know the were abouts in London the big brother house is?
me says
yes jodie may have brought things onto her herself,but i wish michael would give it a rest,hes getting more and more like a bully everyday,we dont put up with this in schools so we should we put up with it on tv…
he dishes it out then goes and cryes in the corner..now whos getting the public attention hey michael…
jade says
im sorry but how can anyone feel sorry for jodie ? shes letting all us essex girls down because of the way she acts, she slags jordan off all the time why? everything about her is horrible and as for her being bullied everyone has had shit in there lives one way or another but you get on with it not act like a victim she needs to take a hard look at her self and stop blaming other people.
Bex says
George Galloway has totally destroyed any hope of a credible future in politics by performing his ‘pussy’ stunt (no pun intended)with Rula Lenska.
bex says
Well…now she’s out…and the manic housepreachers have their own way…Bullies 1 Recipients 0
lisa n sam says
ERE YOU WANNA STOP CALLING JODIE MARSH!! SHES STOUTY AS !!! SHES OUR ROLE MODELS !! SO LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE YOU JEALOUS BASTARDS, SHES HOT AS ! FROM LISA N SAM X X
PS: YEH WE R GIRLS !!