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There are just two days to go until Celebrity Big Brother 2006 staggers to a messy end, and it’ll end without the unique talents of George Galloway and Dennis Rodman.

Last night, Celebrity Big Brother evicted George Galloway – who now has to face wading through the rest of his career with a roomful of old men all shouting "Miaow! Miaow!" at him, and Dennis Rodman – who doesn’t care, he just doesn’t care, he doesn’t care, he doesn’t care, really, he doesn’t care…

But with six Celebrity Big Brother housemates going into Friday’s final, who will win? Have you placed a Celebrity Big Brother bet yet? If not, why not? If you’re going to bet at all, you may as well bet on something as brilliant as Celebrity Big Brother – it’s officially the second best thing you can do with a handful of change.

So here’s the latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds, with help from SportingOdds.com…

Traci Bingham – Poor Traci, she doesn’t stand a chance of winning
Celebrity Big Brother, and we think she’ll take not winning harder than
anyone else. She’s even taken to walking around in tiny hotpants in a
desperate attempt to capture the vote of all the pathetic lonely men in
the country. Sadly, only a handful of pathetic lonely men watch
Celebrity Big Brother, and we’re all mostly too lazy to vote for her.
We’ll miss lovely dim paranoid Traci, though. Current Celebrity Big
Brother betting odds – 33/1

Pete Burns – Pete has been on a journey during this series of
Celebrity Big Brother. He started as the lovable gay transvestite
popstar Scouser, and has ended up as the whining bitchy gay
transvestite monkey-murdering popstar Scouser. He’s been so
staggeringly attention-seeking and petulant about every aspect of his
Celebrity Big Brother experience that we haven’t had the chance to
mention that his lips squirt yellow pus for a while. Current Celebrity
Big Brother betting odds – 25/1

Michael Barrymore – Our feelings for Michael Barrymore on Celebrity
Big Brother keep flitting violently backwards and forwards all the time.
"Great," we think one second, "Michael’s standing up to George
Galloway! Good for him!" But then – seconds later – we start to think,
"Michael! Stop talking about yourself so much, it’s quite annoying,"
and then, "Christ! He’s dressed up as a mime and making spazzo noises
to himself, the lanky twat." And that’s why he won’t win Celebrity Big
Brother. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 11/2

Maggot - We weren’t buying Maggot for a while, but he’s been such a
source of understated humour throughout Celebrity Big Brother, that we
can’t help but like him. If he’s not trying to explain what wellies
are to Traci, he’s disgusting George with his music. "Your Mother’s Got A Penis!
I thought he was singing Your Mother’s Gotta Feel It!" Galloway
confided to Pete yesterday. For that alone, we’d like Maggot to do well
in Celebrity Big Brother. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds -
7/1

Preston – Now, Preston’s a nice boy. He’s kind, he’s smart, he’s
funny. But his music is useless. Celebrity Big Brother gave him a
guitar a few days ago, and Preston went on to make the most gormless
tone-deaf thudding noise we’ve ever heard. But being in the right
during the big fight with George Galloway has given Preston a lot of
Celebrity Big Brother strength. Who knows – he might even go on to win
the show. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 11/4

Chantelle – After inevitably beating George and Dennis in last
night’s eviction, Chantelle is perfectly positioned to win Celebrity
Big Brother. It’s been said that Chantelle is the ray of sunshine in
the Celebrity Big Brother house, but we’d imagine that Ian Curtis would
be a ray of sunshine in that house at the moment. So Chantelle is
primed to win, and she’s seems ready for her two weeks of being vaguely
famous before she goes back to working in Aldi. Current Celebrity Big
Brother betting odds – 4/6

Tomorrow, we’ll give you the final set of 2006 Celebrity Big Brother
betting odds. Don’t forget to swing by the Specials section of SportingOdds.com to a) see how the odds stand
at any moment in time and b) make a well-judged bet on the outcome of
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[story by Stuart Heritage]