Celebrity Big Brother Betting Odds - Chantelle In, Who’ll Win?

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The first weekend of Celebrity Big Brother 2006 has been - let’s face it - a bit dull. We’re surprised that Pete Burns’ pus-filled septic lips haven’t burst and splattered everywhere yet, but that’s it.

The other people in the Celebrity Big Brother house are all busy living up to their basic, cartoony stereotypes. And that’s no fun. But now that Chantelle has earned her right to be known as a genuine celebrity in such an oddly heartwarming way, everything should change.

On the surface, the Celebrity Big Brother housemates were all happy when Chantelle passed her task, but secretly they’re all now cacking it that someone less famous than them might win Celebrity Big Brother instead of them. Expect even more neurosis-fuelled mugging on the part of the Celebrity Big Brother housemates in the coming week.

But who will win Celebrity Big Brother? We’ve got all the very latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds right here, with help from SportingOdds.com…

Faria Alam - For a woman primarily well-known for bigging up her own dexterity at giving
blowjobs in newspapers, Faria is proving to be a little bit
dull. However, getting her to talk for 90 seconds about why she was
famous was a stroke of brutal genius - it’s rare to actually see
someone dying inside first-hand, but that’s exactly what happened to Faria as
she told the Celebrity Big Brother housemates that she’s only
well-known because she shagged someone famous. The public didn’t like her
on the way in, and she hasn’t done anything to turn that around.
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 50/1

Traci Bingham - We’re taking a stab in the dark here, but we’d guess
that Traci’s house is full of self-help books, because she’s only able
to talk in convoluted Little Book Of Calm hippy spirals that bewilder everyone listening
except herself. Actually, the only time Traci is straightforward is when she’s
talking about her minge, which happens quite a lot. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 28/1

Jodie Marsh - Just as excellent was the moment where Jodie Marsh
told Dennis Rodman that Faria didn’t deserve to be on Celebrity Big
Brother because she wasn’t a real celebrity. Unlike Jodie, who is Queen
Of The Worthy Celebrities, of course. Not only is Jodie unaware that
she’s famous for walking around looking ridiculous - and nothing else -
but literally all she ever does is complain about not being taken
seriously. And when she’s not talking about it, she’s crying about it.
She makes her head hurt, but maybe it’s just because her teeth give us
migraines. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 22/1

Dennis Rodman - Even before he stepped into the Celebrity Big Brother
house, Dennis Rodman knew that he was going to hate it. And he was
right - since the show started, he’s literally only done two things: 1)
mope about listlessly in bed with his baseball cap pulled over his head, and 2)
attempt to pull Chantelle’s knickers off. He’ll need to do more to
convince the British public to like him, but we suspect that he doesn’t
care terribly much. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 20/1

Rula Lenska - Rula Lenska, you’ll notice, isn’t an outsider to win Celebrity Big Brother next. There is a simple reason for
this - not a single person in the entire country cares a jot about her - not enough to vote her off and not enough to remember that she’s even in the house in the first place. Rula -
intentionally or not - is playing the quiet game, which is only
lengthening her stay of execution, not increasing her chances of
winning. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 14/1

George Galloway - Once the papers found out that George Galloway was
going to be on Celebrity Big Brother, they had a field day. Except he’s
being a little bit boring inside the house. Which goes to show: it’s
easy to be enthusiastic about opposing the war in Iraq, but it’s much
harder to feign interest in Jodie Marsh talking about her tits until
the end of time. Still, he managed to squeeze out an Enoch Powell
quote during the first evening in the house, which isn’t bad going. Current Big
Brother betting odds - 14/1

Pete Burns - Pete has taught us a few things since he entered the
Celebrity Big Brother house. He’s proved that he’s a very eloquent man;
he’s proved that a single close-up photo of his manky, pus-dripping
lips can genuinely put us off ever kissing anyone ever again; and - by
wearing a coat made of gorilla fur - he’s proved that he’s only on
Celebrity Big Brother for the money and he’s probably pulling the John
McCririck-trademarked ‘offend everyone and get voted out early on’ tactic.
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 9/1

Chantelle - Celebrity Big Brother moment of the series so far: Big Brother spending ten minutes trying to persuade Chantelle that yes, she had passed her task and, no, she wasn’t the victim of any kind of cruel trick. It was great - like watching a Frenchman trying to explain nanogenetics to a deaf English toddler. How we laughed as Chantelle’s face screwed up more and more as Big Brother tried using shorter and shorter words to get it’s point across. And how we stopped laughing as we realised that she’ll probably have a fucking fitness video out by Christmas. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 6/1

Maggot - It’s weird to think that a Welsh comedy rapper named after
a manky bug can be considered normal, but that’s what has happened on
Celebrity Big Brother. His job in the house is to basically be good-natured to
everyone who talks to him and look a little bit baffled all the time.
Just like Bez, and look what happened to him. Current Celebrity Big
Brother betting odds - 4/1

Preston - Preston has openly lied on Celebrity Big Brother. He said
that his band The Ordinary Boys are "well good," but they’re not.
They’re crap. Apart from that, Preston is the only Celebrity Big
Brother housemate who comes vaguely close to being male totty -
securing him the large teenage female vote - plus he seems like quite
an intelligent young man. He almost figured out that Chantelle wasn’t
really famous, after all. Although, he’s failed to figure out that Faria and
Jodie aren’t really famous either, but you can’t have everything. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds - 3/1

Michael Barrymore - Forget the fact that Barrymore The
Incomprehensible Weeping Pretend Gynaecologist is having a giant protracted nervous breakdown live on Celebrity Big Brother - he’s still managed to install himself as a favourite. Now it’s clear that he’ll be staying in the house for a
little while yet, we’ll get to watch more of all the other
housemates wordlessly try and work out if viewers will like them more or less if they are friendly to him. And that’s priceless. Current Big Brother betting odds - 12/5

We’ll be updating the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds throughout
the week, but in the meantime - to see the whole range of Celebrity Big
Brother markets and to place one or two well-informed bets - head over
to the Specials section of SportingOdds.com. Do it now, or we’ll
publish another picture of Pete Burns’ custard-filled lips.

[story by Stuart Heritage]