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Celebrity Big Brother lost its third housemate over the weekend in Rula Lenska – the bitter, gorilla impersonating, deep voiced ginger triclops Buddhist. And there’s just one week left.
One week of Celebrity Big Brother left – that’s one week of mental breakdowns, tears, raging egomania, nasty tricks and endless coversations by Traci Bingham on the subject of Traci Bingham. Crucially, though, that’s one week left of Celebrity Big Brother betting. Think about it, which is better – betting on a bunch of horses, or betting on which celebrity career will crumble and fail the most? Exactly.
The next Celebrity Big Brother housemates to face the public vote are Chantelle, Dennis Rodman and George Galloway – and two of them are going on Wednesday. Which two? We’ll bring you the Celebrity Big Brother eviction odds tomorrow.
But now, with one week left – who’ll win Celebrity Big Brother? We’ve got the very latest Celebrity Big Brother betting odds to win the series right here – with help from SportingOdds.com…
George Galloway – Oddly, Richard and Judy are almost solely
responsible for the fall of George Galloway’s Celebrity Big Brother hopes. A
few innocent – but probably premeditated – comments abouts MPs during a
game of You Say We Pay has spooked the life out of George. He seems to
be aware that nobody is going to take him seriously once he leaves
Celebrity Big Brother, and he’s gone into total psycho nutjob shutdown
damage limitation mode. And that’s not working for him, either.
Basically, his chances of winning Celebrity Big Brother are screwed, and that leotard dancing didn’t exactly help matters.
Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 66/1
Traci Bingham – Traci’s paranoia has raged out of control in the
last few days, in the most compulsively brilliant way we think we’ve
ever seen. Her latest theory is that Maggot isn’t just a Celebrity Big
Brother mole, he’s actually the host of the show with a premeditated
mission solely to wind up Traci. And she doesn’t know what wellington
boots are. This oversuspicious nature combined with a lack of knowledge
about rubber knee length protective footwear means that Traci Bingham
will never win Celebrity Big Brother. Current Celebrity Big Brother
betting odds – 50/1
Michael Barrymore – Last week, we commented that Michael Barrymore
was one of the most normal Celebrity Big Brother housemates. Yeah,
scrap that. Michael has turned into the cigarette Gollum, having weird
glinty obsessive surges every time someone brings up any mention of smoking.
Barrymore’s odds to win Celebrity Big Brother have slipped and slipped,
and we get the feeling that the public will vote him out the second
that he’s nominated, whenever that is. Current Celebrity Big Brother
betting odds – 28/1
Pete Burns – Hey everyone, it’s OK! It wasn’t a gorilla coat after
all – it was made from a different kind of monkey, one that’s only on the
endangered B list, too. So Pete Burns isn’t a complete monster, just a
partial monster. His stroppy attention-seeking reaches new levels with
each passing day, as do his half-hearted demands to leave Celebrity Big
Brother. And who knows – maybe one day he will actually leave the house
of his own accord. But he’ll probably get kicked out first. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 18/1
Maggot – It’s a bit late, but Maggot is just starting to show
flashes of what everyone expected from him in the Celebrity Big Brother
house. Now that he’s got the crying and the petulance out of his
system, Maggot can get back to doing what we’d have liked him to do
from the start, like saying "you knows it," and "safe as fuck," a lot –
plus trying to convince Traci Bingham that he’s had SAS training. Now
if he’d only start divulging more information about Anal Chiropractors,
we’re certain that his odds would get shorter. Current Celebrity Big
Brother betting odds – 16/1
Dennis Rodman – We’re not sure why, but Dennis Rodman is now third
favourite to win Celebrity Big Brother. Maybe because Dennis seems to
have let his inner softy out. If he’s not inviting – as far as we can
tell – all of England back to his for a knees-up, he’s, um, screaming
at Michael Barrymore a lot about cigarettes. The sweetheart. He’s one
of the three nominated housemates for Wednesday’s eviction, though, so
we’re not sure why his odds to win are so great. But what do we know?
Dennis is now the official dark horse. Current Celebrity Big Brother
betting odds – 12/1
Preston – We’d quite like Preston to win Celebrity Big Brother, only
because his ego is bound to fly out of control leading to the breakup
of his terrible Madness tribute band The Ordinary Boys. Aside from
that, we’re not really sure that we care if he lives or dies. He seems
like a genuine young man – and fairly intelligent – but, aside from
trying to covertly push his fingers inside Chantelle when he thinks his
girlfriend isn’t looking, what has he actually done? Current Celebrity
Big Brother betting odds – 5/2
Chantelle – Just as Chantelle has perfected her "I’m quite stupid
and girly, me," act, the other Celebrity Big Brother housemates have
figured out her game and nominated her for eviction. With two thirds of
the nominated housemates getting kicked out on Wednesday, Chantelle has
hit her first real bump in the competition. But if, as we suspect,
Chantelle goes on to survive the eviction, she’s really likely to win
Celebrity Big Brother. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 4/7
Tomorrow, we’ll have the very latest Celebrity Big Brother betting
odds for Wednesday’s eviction. But until then, be sure to head over to
the Specials section of SportingOdds.com to a) see how the odds stand
at any moment in time and b) make a well-judged bet on the outcome of
Celebrity Big Brother. It couldn’t be easier, and you’ll even get a
free bet worth up to £25 when you sign up. Good luck!
[story by Stuart Heritage]
NAT says
HI
nina mansoor says
George Galloway is a vile and nasty person