Celebrity Big Brother - Bad Meals To Blame For The Madness?

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This series of Celebrity Big Brother has been marked by tearful outbursts, furious bullying and, um, coats made of monkeys. But there’s a possible reason for all this madness - bad meal planning.

hecklerspray’s favourite ever psychologist - mainly because she’s quite pretty - Dr Linda Papadopoulos, has been looking at the Celebrity Big Brother shenanigans with aahnight.co.uk, and she claims that all the terrifyingly mental goings on are down to a lack of a healthy mealtime routine.

The heavenly Dr Linda points to the Celebrity Big Brother divvyscrap between Michael and Jodie over Quorn, and points out that eating separate meals at different times causes friction, bickering and - if Barrymore is anything to go by - excessive Hitler impressions.

Wonderful, wonderful angel of the mind Dr Linda Papadopoulos, who has written a book about why men are shit but we don’t care because she’s so bloody lovely, says:

"By eating at the same time and around the table as  a group, housemates could improve communication and enjoy healthier mealtimes and improved relationships. Sharing in the preparation of meals will also help the group bond."

So there you have it - the Celebrity Big Brother housemates are so tetchy because they don’t eat together.

Not because they’re all needy wankers like we thought.