Jason Orange. You know him don’t you? That’s right! He’s from Take That. He’s really good at dancing. He’s a very good dancer. He’s a good emoter as well. And he’s quite obviously… y’know?
Isn’t he?
Well, even though Jason Orange is totally, surely? he’s apparently dating a woman. That woman is called Catherine Tate. That’s right! The one who is roughly as amusing as watching a bag of kittens getting kicked into a pond. Yep. She’s being knocking her uglies into Jason Orange’s. Jason Orange. Y’know? The one from Take That. The one who is surely… y’know?
Apparently, while Jason Orange and Catherine Tate were on Comic Relief, Tate providing us all from the relief of laughing and Orange totally being… well… anyway… the two met and hit it off.
Weird huh?
And now they have been going on dates together. Where you ask? New York? Morocco? Milan?
DON’T BE SO STUPID. GOD YOU’RE STUPID.
They’ve been going to Stratford-Upon-Avon.
A source told The Sun, who are to be thoroughly trusted of course:
“They were trying to keep things secret but looked very loved up and happy together. It’s a very unlikely pairing but they have really hit it off. They’ve been on a number of dates to the theatre and the cinema.”
‘They really enjoy each other’s company. Catherine deserves someone nice and she has landed on her feet with Jason. But they have both been desperate to keep their romance secret.’
But. Jason Orange. He’s like, really, really, Y’KNOW?
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Micky Bananas says
“The one who is roughly as amusing as watching a bag of kittens getting kicked into a pond.” – Never a truer word said, as funny as driving a rusty 6 inch nail into your own skull with a 3 pound club hammer…
kennyG says
Wait a minute…. Jason Orange is GAY!!!
EssBen says
they actually look like they’re advertising a LGBT dating site here http://bit.ly/rbjlmJ
Kate says
He’s bisexual, my gay flatmate used to date him and said he was into women as well.