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Michael Barrymore Has Been Enjoying Some Delicious Cocaine & There’s Nothing Wrong With That

by Sophie Hall

Our good friend Michael Barrymore has been hitting the yayo pretty bad. Think it’s time we staged an intervention. After all, he is our good, close personal friend Michael Barrymore, whom we care for. And as the good good friend of our friend Michael Barrymore, we need to be on hand to cater for all [...]

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Kourtney Kardashian Wants Us All To Have Oil Enemas!

by Matthew Laidlow

Medicine is a complex and confusing thing. After all, you have to be quite intelligent to hack people open and cut out all of their bits and pieces. Saying that, it seems any American can get a license to administer drugs, just look at ‘Sexy’ Dr. Conrad Murray. Gone are the days when we relied [...]

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Nancy Dell’Olio To Get Her Bits Out & Ruin Playboy For Everyone

by Kris Silver

There’s nothing better than a nice antique leather chair to help you relax after a long day at work. Well, this theory may be put to the test with the announcement that Nancy Dell’Olio is to pose naked in an upcoming edition of everybody’s favourite spunk-rag, Playboy. The Strictly Come Dancing star is apparently really [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Small Dead Alien Kept in Spacious Russian Fridge

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. If you stumbled across the body of an alien, what would you do with it? Other than taste it, we mean. We’re [...]

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Russian News Reader Gives Barack Obama The Bird Live On TV

by Mof Gimmers

Russia and America haven’t ever really got along have they? They’re both giganto land-masses that just love antagonising each other with spies, wars and lousy impressions of each others accents. At least the news is always impartial, eh? Like hell. Have you seen Fox News? And Fox & Co (not a Top of the Pops [...]

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You Know What You Want? Crotchless Knickers For Children, That’s What!

by Mof Gimmers

We’ve read twitter. We know what you bastards want. You want outrage. A constant, trickling source of things to get angry about. You love it when people are sexist, racist or pick on the poor don’t you? Course you do. But what about the children? Won’t someone think of the kiddies? Well, someone has and [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: India-Indian Levitates in 1936!

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Lets make a brief list of people with the ability to fly. As it likely is for you, the first person to [...]

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Sally Morgan’s Won’t Be Taking Test After Spirits Talked To Her In Her Ear Piece

by Mof Gimmers

“hecklersprayers, I’m getting a man. He’s got blondey-brown hair with a reddy tinge and he might wear glasses? Or shoes? His name begins with a D…no? An S? Still no-one? T? Ah yes. Is it Terry? Tommy you say. He says that he’s sorry and that he’s forgiven you.” Which is the cue for the [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Ugly Prostitute Shape-Shifts Into OK-Looking Donkey

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Some people think that the greatest threat posed by shape shifters is that they might turn into large dogs and eat you. [...]

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Alex Reid Reduced To Stripping For Cash

by Kris Silver

And just when we thought Alex Reid’s career couldn’t sink any lower… he announces that he’s due to tour the country and strip off in front of hundreds of people night after night. Fresh from getting engaged to, and talking about wanting babies with, fellow former Celebrity Big Brother alumna Chantelle Houghton, Alex has announced [...]

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