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Jenna Jameson Takes Hot Mess to a Whole New Level

November 14th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In a stunning turn of events that no one saw coming, former porn star, Jenna Jameson, has recently made a series of ridiculous life choices so she could make some money. Recently, Jameson announced that she would be returning to porn “for her kids,” and her ex-husband is auctioning off some of her old sex toys (used dildo: $1500, chlamydia: free) to make money. Where do I even start with this shit?

Jameson is easily one of the most famous porn stars of all time and has even achieved mainstream success with her New York Times bestseller How To Make Love Like a Porn Star?(which I read and actually really enjoyed). She was the queen of the billion dollar porn industry for a while, so you’d think she’d maybe have some of that money saved up. Well, apparently not.

Why Lady Gaga Really Needs a Gag Order

November 9th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Last week, the YouTube Awards happened, and no one gave less of a fuck than me, but then I saw what Lady Gaga wore to this shit show of an awards ceremony. Yes, that is, in fact, a picture of Lady Gaga. So yeah, this is a thing. The more time that passes, the less I understand exactly what it is that Lady Gaga is trying to do, and the more intense my eye rolls towards her get.

Before her army of “little monsters” jump up my asshole, I would like to point out that musically, I really enjoy Lady Gaga. She makes really fun pop tunes, she’s a fantastic dancer and actually a really great singer. However, she’s also a giant douche bag. Last night I was watching “Glee” (don’t you judge me), and it was the Katy vs. Gaga episode and the McKinley kids (aka the McKinley 30-somethings playing teenagers) were talking about how dark Lady Gaga was. Listening to Lady Gaga was indulging in your “dark side”, and all I could think was: are you fucking kidding me?!

Cult Responsible for Michelle Pfeiffer’s Timeless Sex Appeal

November 4th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Michelle Pfeiffer has always been a personal hero of mine. She’s forever sexy, she showed all other bitches how Catwoman was done (go cry about it, Anne Hathaway), and she starred in the cinematic gem “Grease 2.”

She’s always seemed so down to Earth and cool, so I was pretty surprised when she revealed that in her early years as an actress she was actually in a sort of health and diet cult (or what you and I would now simply call “Living in the Western World.”)

In a new interview for the UK’s Sunday Telegraph Stella magazine, the Oscar nominated, 55-year-old (and still hot as ever) actress discusses her time in this weird personal training cult (yes this is a real thing).

Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky the Law

October 29th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

These days, it seems like Billy Ray Cyrus is really vying for father of the year.?And this time,?I’m not talking about?his most famous spawn, Miley, who can’t leave her pants on, has been flashing nips, tongue?and butt cheeks all over town, and openly admits that weed and MDMA are the coolest (Not that I didn’t think that at 20-years-old, but that’s hardly the point). No, now I’m talking about his fathering skills with 13-year-old, Noah.

Just a few days ago, Billy Ray was seen zipping around Toluca Lake, California in his?Fiat 500 with Noah. Now normally, this would be no big deal, I mean what’s so illegal about a father going for an afternoon drive with his tween daughter? Well, how about the fact that it was Noah who was driving.

David Arquette’s Knitting, Mike Tyson’s Pigeons & Other Weird Celebrity Hobbies

December 19th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

One of the perks of being rich is that you have a lot of time to yourself.

Time is money, as they say, and when you’re wealthy, your time is your own, and you’re free to do with it what you wish. A handful of celebrities have used that freedom to adopt some weird and/or just plain dumb hobbies.

We’ve rounded up a few of the most bizarre celebrity hobbies that we find amusing. Enjoy.

Sesame Street Scandal: Maybe Elmo Had Sex With a Minor

November 14th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

Elmo did what?!

Not to make light of the whole sex offender thing (though really, why else are we here), but this recent Elmo puppeteer sex scandal has been worthwhile for the Twitter reactions alone. But more on those later.

This week, an anonymous man claimed he had an underage affair with Kevin Clash, the guy who voices the popular Sesame Street character, Elmo. The?anonymous accuser claimed that he was 16 and Clash was 45 when this relationship took place. It was very disconcerting.

7 Celebrities Who Came Back From the Dead

October 23rd, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

For some, celebrity sightings are exciting enough as they are. But you know what makes spotting a star even more fun? If that celebrity has been dead for years!

That’s right, plenty of celebs have been spotted way after they’ve left the physical world. People see them all the time, in the form of apparitions, of course. Believe in them or not, here are a handful of creepy-as-shit celebrity ghost sightings.

6 of the Most Bizarre Celebrity Deaths

October 12th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

We’ve all heard of Mama Cass choking on a ham sandwich, and while that may be an urban legend, there are a slew of other real celebrity deaths that are even stranger. Tennessee Williams, for example, choked on a bottle cap he held in his mouth while putting in eyedrops.

The circumstances surrounding some celebrity deaths are so bizarre, they’re hard to fathom. Here are a few of the most outlandish ways some celebrities have met their maker.

5 Creepy Celebrity Halloween Masks

October 9th, 2012 By Chris Starr

Hey everybody! Halloween is here soon! That means one thing – you need to plan your Halloween outfit, like, now. Otherwise you’ll be left looking stupid at the Halloween parties while everyone else is dressed to the nines in, well, very little.

Halloween is a great time of year – and this is from someone who is a Halloween grinch. Why? Because you can walk through the streets of any city in the world and see a bunch of people wearing alternatively stupid and sexy outfits, and it’s totally alright to point and laugh or ogle. In fact, it’s encouraged. Halloween is a time for people to let their inner extrovert out in the form of stupid clothing.

8 Eccentric Billionaires Who Are Fascinatingly Bizarre

October 8th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

?You think Mark Zuckerberg’s hoodie is an offbeat quality for a billionaire?

Yeah. Try living amongst bottles of your own urine, a la Howard Hughes.? Or claiming you’re going to clone dinosaurs, a la Clive Palmer. Oh, and then there’s Richard Branson, who plans to sell tickets to fucking outer space.

Billionaires are interesting enough as they are, but the crazy ones are even more fun. Without further adieu, here are some of the most bizarre behaviors of our favorite eccentric billionaires (and a few millionaires).