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Space Hoppers! SPACE HOPPERS!
Remember on Monday when we listed the top 20 songs ever used in adverts? We've got a horrible feeling that this will be number 21. You're going to be sick to death of seeing this over the course of the next few months, so we're getting in while we still can. This is quite sublime - sunshine, Barcelona, more spacehoppers than you could ever wish to see including (SPOILER ALERT) quite a big one at the end. We Shazammed the song, by the way. No joy whatsoever. If anyone knows the name of it, let us know. The video's after the jump...
Remember on Monday when we listed the top 20 songs ever used in adverts? We've got a horrible feeling that this will be number 21. You're going to be sick to death of seeing this over the course of the next few months, so we're getting in while we still can. This is quite sublime - sunshine, Barcelona, more spacehoppers than you could ever wish to see including (SPOILER ALERT) quite a big one at the end. We Shazammed the song, by the way. No joy whatsoever. If anyone knows the name of it, let us know. The video's after the jump...
And Now, A Terrifying Video About Identity Theft
We've often wondered what it'd be like to have our identity stolen - or specifically how rubbish the thieves would feel when they realised they'd picked such a crappy identity to steal. Anyway, here's a video that - we think - is about how easy it is to have all your online data swiped by a bunch of Russian-sounding chaps. And by online date, we mean emails, credit card details and sexy naked photos of you that turn the Russians on so much that they end up humping their computers. No, really. The video's after the jump...
We've often wondered what it'd be like to have our identity stolen - or specifically how rubbish the thieves would feel when they realised they'd picked such a crappy identity to steal. Anyway, here's a video that - we think - is about how easy it is to have all your online data swiped by a bunch of Russian-sounding chaps. And by online date, we mean emails, credit card details and sexy naked photos of you that turn the Russians on so much that they end up humping their computers. No, really. The video's after the jump...
Well Look Here, It’s A Riverdancing Dog
You know at Crufts when a dog is lanked up unto its hind legs, invariably by a dotty old lady in saggy tights, and made to jig around? You do? Urr, you watch Crufts. What a turd. Anyway, that's beside the point. After the jump is a video of a dancing dog. A Riverdancing dog. We'd be inclined to call it the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards, but we've seen Michael Flatley and have a feeling that Michael Flatley is the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards. Anyway, the video - possibly faked - is after the jump...
You know at Crufts when a dog is lanked up unto its hind legs, invariably by a dotty old lady in saggy tights, and made to jig around? You do? Urr, you watch Crufts. What a turd. Anyway, that's beside the point. After the jump is a video of a dancing dog. A Riverdancing dog. We'd be inclined to call it the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards, but we've seen Michael Flatley and have a feeling that Michael Flatley is the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards. Anyway, the video - possibly faked - is after the jump...
Things Not To Do With Furious Bulls, Volume 14
So, for the newcomers to this series, let's just quickly recap all the other things you shouldn't do with bulls: You shouldn't challenge bulls to a drinking competition, make fun of their accents, insert your finger up their bottoms (if your finger is cold), force them to wear tutus, describe the rules of Goldenballs to them, loudly deride their lacklustre beatboxing skills, try it on with their wives or make them wear sunglasses in inclement weather. Or anything seen in the video after the jump. But that goes without saying, really...
So, for the newcomers to this series, let's just quickly recap all the other things you shouldn't do with bulls: You shouldn't challenge bulls to a drinking competition, make fun of their accents, insert your finger up their bottoms (if your finger is cold), force them to wear tutus, describe the rules of Goldenballs to them, loudly deride their lacklustre beatboxing skills, try it on with their wives or make them wear sunglasses in inclement weather. Or anything seen in the video after the jump. But that goes without saying, really...
Those Roller Babies Are EVERYWHERE
First there was that fat German kid throwing a tantrum, then there was Keyboard Cat - and now, unavoidably, there's the Evian dancing roller babies. The roller babies are all over the place - TV, the internet, the actual news - but we don't know anything about them? What makes the roller babies tick? What floats their boat? What, um, rocks their world? And stuff. If you want to know the answer to these questions - while watching an infant vault a fence in a pair of rollerblades - then you should probably take a look at the video that's after the jump, shouldn't you?
First there was that fat German kid throwing a tantrum, then there was Keyboard Cat - and now, unavoidably, there's the Evian dancing roller babies. The roller babies are all over the place - TV, the internet, the actual news - but we don't know anything about them? What makes the roller babies tick? What floats their boat? What, um, rocks their world? And stuff. If you want to know the answer to these questions - while watching an infant vault a fence in a pair of rollerblades - then you should probably take a look at the video that's after the jump, shouldn't you?
Happy Birthday, One Specific Car
Cars are people too, you know. Oh wait, no. No they're not. Cars aren't people. They're cars. Even in Transformers cars aren't people. They're uncomfortably racist-seeming cars. However! The Fiat 500 deserves to be treated like a human because it's lovely and small and cute and everything. And what do you do to humans? You celebrate their birthdays. So here's a video of some people singing Happy Birthday to a Fiat 500. You also have sex with humans. But you shouldn't have sex with a Fiat 500. You definitely doing this. Anyway, by posting this video we're hoping that Fiat will send us a free car. Video's after the jump...
Cars are people too, you know. Oh wait, no. No they're not. Cars aren't people. They're cars. Even in Transformers cars aren't people. They're uncomfortably racist-seeming cars. However! The Fiat 500 deserves to be treated like a human because it's lovely and small and cute and everything. And what do you do to humans? You celebrate their birthdays. So here's a video of some people singing Happy Birthday to a Fiat 500. You also have sex with humans. But you shouldn't have sex with a Fiat 500. You definitely doing this. Anyway, by posting this video we're hoping that Fiat will send us a free car. Video's after the jump...
Jesus Christ, It’s A Breakdancing Baby
Babies, by virtue of the fact that they're babies, don't tend to be known for their ability to breakdance. But that all changes now, because here's a real video of a real baby doing a breakdance that definitely isn't a computer animation of a breakdancing baby that's been created to advertise bottled water. No siree. Or maybe yes siree. A bit. We're not telling you. It's a secret. Oh, just watch the video and find out for yourself, OK? The video's after the jump. Honestly, the things we do for you people...
Babies, by virtue of the fact that they're babies, don't tend to be known for their ability to breakdance. But that all changes now, because here's a real video of a real baby doing a breakdance that definitely isn't a computer animation of a breakdancing baby that's been created to advertise bottled water. No siree. Or maybe yes siree. A bit. We're not telling you. It's a secret. Oh, just watch the video and find out for yourself, OK? The video's after the jump. Honestly, the things we do for you people...
Behold! Rubberduckzilla!
Now, granted, this is an advert. But it ticks so many of of personal requirements that we felt dutybound to share. Which personal requirements are they? Well, the one about pretty Asian twins, for starters. And the one about furious Japanese fathers. And the one about giant inflatable rubber ducks who can terrorise entire cities by blasting sonic energy waves out of their faces. Honestly, if they'd just added a dinosaur dressed as a pirate dancing to banjo music this would have been a clean sweep. Anway, video after the jump...
Now, granted, this is an advert. But it ticks so many of of personal requirements that we felt dutybound to share. Which personal requirements are they? Well, the one about pretty Asian twins, for starters. And the one about furious Japanese fathers. And the one about giant inflatable rubber ducks who can terrorise entire cities by blasting sonic energy waves out of their faces. Honestly, if they'd just added a dinosaur dressed as a pirate dancing to banjo music this would have been a clean sweep. Anway, video after the jump...
