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Watch The Dead Snow DVD Trailer Now
Nazi zombies are, for some inexplicable reasons, a relatively untapped area in the horror genre - but that's all about to change. Dead Snow is premiering at UK Frightfest on August 30th and hitting DVD and Blu-ray on August 31st, and it is one hell of a ride! Picture the crisp Norwegian snow-capped mountains surrounded by beautiful forests and a cosy log cabin in the middle of it all. It's a Christmas card image that would take centre place in any Granny's mantelpiece. Now add to that a splash of red, a dollop of intestine and a scalped bonce to boot and you'll have the gloriously bloody, hilarious and action-packed Dead Snow.
Nazi zombies are, for some inexplicable reasons, a relatively untapped area in the horror genre - but that's all about to change. Dead Snow is premiering at UK Frightfest on August 30th and hitting DVD and Blu-ray on August 31st, and it is one hell of a ride! Picture the crisp Norwegian snow-capped mountains surrounded by beautiful forests and a cosy log cabin in the middle of it all. It's a Christmas card image that would take centre place in any Granny's mantelpiece. Now add to that a splash of red, a dollop of intestine and a scalped bonce to boot and you'll have the gloriously bloody, hilarious and action-packed Dead Snow.
Here’s Simon Day’s Cartoon Bum Asking You To Visit Sweden
Now this is interesting. It's Simon Day - the funny one from The Fast Show who hasn't really done a lot apart from electricity adverts - advertising Sweden. In quite an odd way. Instead of discussing the nature or the nightlife or the way that you can be a funny-looking little bearded man and still end up with a wife who looks like a supermodel, he looks at some art and gets his bum out. It's the British way. The video's after the jump, along with a bonus video that thankfully hasn't got so many bums in it...
Now this is interesting. It's Simon Day - the funny one from The Fast Show who hasn't really done a lot apart from electricity adverts - advertising Sweden. In quite an odd way. Instead of discussing the nature or the nightlife or the way that you can be a funny-looking little bearded man and still end up with a wife who looks like a supermodel, he looks at some art and gets his bum out. It's the British way. The video's after the jump, along with a bonus video that thankfully hasn't got so many bums in it...
Look! It’s Oasis! In Hong Kong!
If you like Oasis, you're in for a treat. And if you like the 1990s bands Heavy Stereo and Ride, you're in for even more of a treat. That's because our dear friend Eleanor Conway has interviewed the half of Oasis that used to be in Heavy Stereo and Ride - Gem and Andy Bell - while they were touring in Hong Kong. And there's a video of it. And you should probably watch it. Why? Because only by watching it will you discover that Glastonbury is a festival full of farmers, specifically farmers that weave yogurt for a living. No, we don't know either. Anyway, video after the jump...
If you like Oasis, you're in for a treat. And if you like the 1990s bands Heavy Stereo and Ride, you're in for even more of a treat. That's because our dear friend Eleanor Conway has interviewed the half of Oasis that used to be in Heavy Stereo and Ride - Gem and Andy Bell - while they were touring in Hong Kong. And there's a video of it. And you should probably watch it. Why? Because only by watching it will you discover that Glastonbury is a festival full of farmers, specifically farmers that weave yogurt for a living. No, we don't know either. Anyway, video after the jump...
New New Moon Trailer Gets A Teaser Trailer, If That Makes Sense
Want to know how big New Moon is? It's so big that even New Moon trailers have their own teaser trailers now. Sadly, we're not joking. A New Moon trailer comes out on Friday, and to tease fans - about the trailer - a 15-second peek has emerged. Before the New Moon trailer teaser trailer came a teaser to the teaser trailer to the New Moon trailer, which consisted of five seconds of the New Moon trailer teaser trailer. And before that came the teaser to the teaser to the teaser trailer to the New Moon trailer, which lasted a tenth of a nanosecond and only existed in the mind of one overexcited teenage girl. Or bloody SOMETHING.
Want to know how big New Moon is? It's so big that even New Moon trailers have their own teaser trailers now. Sadly, we're not joking. A New Moon trailer comes out on Friday, and to tease fans - about the trailer - a 15-second peek has emerged. Before the New Moon trailer teaser trailer came a teaser to the teaser trailer to the New Moon trailer, which consisted of five seconds of the New Moon trailer teaser trailer. And before that came the teaser to the teaser to the teaser trailer to the New Moon trailer, which lasted a tenth of a nanosecond and only existed in the mind of one overexcited teenage girl. Or bloody SOMETHING.
VIDEO: Steven Tyler Dodders Off Stage, Goes To Hospital
Steven Tyler is proof that age ain't nothing but a number - a fairly high number that mathematically means he's old. But that won't stop him. He may be in his sixties, but Steven Tyler can still do everything that the kids do - like sing, dance, topple off the edge of a stage in the middle of an ill-advised bout of body-popping during an Aerosmith concert and get airlifted to hospital in a helicopter. Which, funnily enough, happened to him on Wednesday night in South Dakota. Don't worry, we have video of Steven Tyler's hilarious (or tragic) fall after the jump.
Steven Tyler is proof that age ain't nothing but a number - a fairly high number that mathematically means he's old. But that won't stop him. He may be in his sixties, but Steven Tyler can still do everything that the kids do - like sing, dance, topple off the edge of a stage in the middle of an ill-advised bout of body-popping during an Aerosmith concert and get airlifted to hospital in a helicopter. Which, funnily enough, happened to him on Wednesday night in South Dakota. Don't worry, we have video of Steven Tyler's hilarious (or tragic) fall after the jump.
Hollywood Records; THE Premier Label For Unashamed Whores
Hollywood Records is a label imprint for the Walt Disney Company. Therefore they have a truly horrible roster of ’stars’ like Hayden Panettiere and Vanessa Hudgens. Although I will pretty much listen to any tween piece of crap, some of this stuff is truly bone-chilling. The label pretty much makes its money solely on the premise that if teenagers like to see rubbish actors in movies, they will LOVE hearing them sing. Unfortunately for us, this appears to be true. Basically, being an artist on Hollywood records is like being a chef at McDonalds. Prime examples after the jump...
Hollywood Records is a label imprint for the Walt Disney Company. Therefore they have a truly horrible roster of ’stars’ like Hayden Panettiere and Vanessa Hudgens. Although I will pretty much listen to any tween piece of crap, some of this stuff is truly bone-chilling. The label pretty much makes its money solely on the premise that if teenagers like to see rubbish actors in movies, they will LOVE hearing them sing. Unfortunately for us, this appears to be true. Basically, being an artist on Hollywood records is like being a chef at McDonalds. Prime examples after the jump...
Watch The Brand New Trailer For, Uh, Some Crisps
Remember when Doritos were advertised by a bunch of smug Friends-alikes whose entire dialogue may as well have been comprised of "Hey, kill us! Someone kill us!" because that's all you ever heard every time they appeared on screen? That's all changed now. Doritos are launching a new mystery-flavoured snack, and to promote it they've basically created a trailer for the world's most terrifying interactive movie. The end result is that we can no longer eat corn-based snacks in the dark. And we work on the internet, Doritos! THAT'S WHAT WE DO! Anyway, please find an unsettling Doritos advert after the jump...
Remember when Doritos were advertised by a bunch of smug Friends-alikes whose entire dialogue may as well have been comprised of "Hey, kill us! Someone kill us!" because that's all you ever heard every time they appeared on screen? That's all changed now. Doritos are launching a new mystery-flavoured snack, and to promote it they've basically created a trailer for the world's most terrifying interactive movie. The end result is that we can no longer eat corn-based snacks in the dark. And we work on the internet, Doritos! THAT'S WHAT WE DO! Anyway, please find an unsettling Doritos advert after the jump...
Watch The Animal Kingdom Chalk Stars Video Now
Usually when we're told that a band sounds like Radiohead we run a mile, because it usually means that they sound like Athlete. But curiosity got the better of us when we caught wind of Animal Kingdom, and we're pretty glad it did. We don't know very much about them but, based on their single Chalk Stars, Animal Kingdom might just be worth keeping your eyes peeled for. It's all shimmering melancholy and yearning vocals, and we'd be more inclined to compare it to something like Sigur Ros or Amiina than Radiohead. The Chalk Stars video is after the jump, and you'd be a fool not to watch it...
Usually when we're told that a band sounds like Radiohead we run a mile, because it usually means that they sound like Athlete. But curiosity got the better of us when we caught wind of Animal Kingdom, and we're pretty glad it did. We don't know very much about them but, based on their single Chalk Stars, Animal Kingdom might just be worth keeping your eyes peeled for. It's all shimmering melancholy and yearning vocals, and we'd be more inclined to compare it to something like Sigur Ros or Amiina than Radiohead. The Chalk Stars video is after the jump, and you'd be a fool not to watch it...
