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Movie Trailer: Whip It
Here’s one (not) made earlier. In a movie industry dominated by action hero sequels, re-makes and Judd Apatow productions, there sometimes comes a long a comedy that truly is the cream on top of the cake. Whip It follows Bliss Cavendar, an unhappy teen trapped in her small Texan town, until she discovers a hard core roller derby league in Austin. Bliss soon discovers that sometimes you need to grab life by the wheels and roll on out your own destiny.
Here’s one (not) made earlier. In a movie industry dominated by action hero sequels, re-makes and Judd Apatow productions, there sometimes comes a long a comedy that truly is the cream on top of the cake. Whip It follows Bliss Cavendar, an unhappy teen trapped in her small Texan town, until she discovers a hard core roller derby league in Austin. Bliss soon discovers that sometimes you need to grab life by the wheels and roll on out your own destiny.
Well Look Here, It’s A Riverdancing Dog
You know at Crufts when a dog is lanked up unto its hind legs, invariably by a dotty old lady in saggy tights, and made to jig around? You do? Urr, you watch Crufts. What a turd. Anyway, that's beside the point. After the jump is a video of a dancing dog. A Riverdancing dog. We'd be inclined to call it the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards, but we've seen Michael Flatley and have a feeling that Michael Flatley is the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards. Anyway, the video - possibly faked - is after the jump...
You know at Crufts when a dog is lanked up unto its hind legs, invariably by a dotty old lady in saggy tights, and made to jig around? You do? Urr, you watch Crufts. What a turd. Anyway, that's beside the point. After the jump is a video of a dancing dog. A Riverdancing dog. We'd be inclined to call it the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards, but we've seen Michael Flatley and have a feeling that Michael Flatley is the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards. Anyway, the video - possibly faked - is after the jump...
Another New Moon Trailer! That’s Slightly Longer! GNUUUH!
So Kanye West grabbed all the MTV VMA headlines by acting like the world's most unnaturally colossal turd. But that's not the real news. No, the real news is that MTV broadcast a New Moon trailer! Yes, we know that there have already been about a million New Moon trailers, but this one is different. It's very slightly longer! And Robert Pattinson takes his top off in it! And therefore it's more liable to make us want to deliberately binge ourselves into a pharmaceutically-assisted coma just to escape it! Excited about the New Moon trailer? Then you're an idiot. Also, it's after the jump...
So Kanye West grabbed all the MTV VMA headlines by acting like the world's most unnaturally colossal turd. But that's not the real news. No, the real news is that MTV broadcast a New Moon trailer! Yes, we know that there have already been about a million New Moon trailers, but this one is different. It's very slightly longer! And Robert Pattinson takes his top off in it! And therefore it's more liable to make us want to deliberately binge ourselves into a pharmaceutically-assisted coma just to escape it! Excited about the New Moon trailer? Then you're an idiot. Also, it's after the jump...
Things Not To Do With Furious Bulls, Volume 14
So, for the newcomers to this series, let's just quickly recap all the other things you shouldn't do with bulls: You shouldn't challenge bulls to a drinking competition, make fun of their accents, insert your finger up their bottoms (if your finger is cold), force them to wear tutus, describe the rules of Goldenballs to them, loudly deride their lacklustre beatboxing skills, try it on with their wives or make them wear sunglasses in inclement weather. Or anything seen in the video after the jump. But that goes without saying, really...
So, for the newcomers to this series, let's just quickly recap all the other things you shouldn't do with bulls: You shouldn't challenge bulls to a drinking competition, make fun of their accents, insert your finger up their bottoms (if your finger is cold), force them to wear tutus, describe the rules of Goldenballs to them, loudly deride their lacklustre beatboxing skills, try it on with their wives or make them wear sunglasses in inclement weather. Or anything seen in the video after the jump. But that goes without saying, really...
Here’s The Greatest Video You Will Ever See
We don't want to tell you exactly what the video after the jump is, but rest assured it's mind-bogglingly amazing. In fact, let's play a game. Try to see how long you can remain straight-faced while watching it. We managed to last for 55 seconds before involuntarily giggling. Can you do better? Doubtful. Like we've said, the video you're about to watch is godlike. Godlike. And even better if you're a fan of Stanley Kubrick. It's after the jump, obviously. And sound would help...
Watch The New Inception Trailer
Is Christopher Nolan's new movie Inception going to be as big as The Dark Knight? Unless Leonardo DiCaprio turns up dead right before it's released, no. But is Inception going to be as good as The Dark Knight? Could be. Inception isn't out for another year, so the trailer isn't very helpful, but it does show a bunch of people tumbling around a corridor in a deadly-looking way - much like how the music video to Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai looks in our dreams - so we've already got high hopes for it. Watch the Inception trailer after the jump...
Is Christopher Nolan's new movie Inception going to be as big as The Dark Knight? Unless Leonardo DiCaprio turns up dead right before it's released, no. But is Inception going to be as good as The Dark Knight? Could be. Inception isn't out for another year, so the trailer isn't very helpful, but it does show a bunch of people tumbling around a corridor in a deadly-looking way - much like how the music video to Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai looks in our dreams - so we've already got high hopes for it. Watch the Inception trailer after the jump...
Read/Watch Some Wonderful Cartoons, Suckas
When Shawn Lindseth isn't guest editing hecklerspray he's making sure orphans the world over have decent clothing and a roof over their heads. That's just the kind of guy he is. And when he's not doing that he's selling illegal animal pelts on the black market. Speaking of which - if you're interested in a bathrobe made of zebra skin/skull combo, make yourself heard down in the comments section. As a possible sale point - the tongue helps dry your hair. And when he's not doing any of that - he fancies himself a cartoonist. On the next page you'll see just why.
When Shawn Lindseth isn't guest editing hecklerspray he's making sure orphans the world over have decent clothing and a roof over their heads. That's just the kind of guy he is. And when he's not doing that he's selling illegal animal pelts on the black market. Speaking of which - if you're interested in a bathrobe made of zebra skin/skull combo, make yourself heard down in the comments section. As a possible sale point - the tongue helps dry your hair. And when he's not doing any of that - he fancies himself a cartoonist. On the next page you'll see just why.
Hey Look! It’s A Candle Thieves Music Video
Remember the other week when we brought you the wonderful music of The Candle Thieves via our MySpace Trawl feature? Of course you ruddy do! It appears the band have been able to use all sorts of pretty colours and sellotape them together to create a video for The Sunshine Song. Don't go thinking its a botched job down on a hand held camera for £20. Oh no, what we have is a wonderfully crafted video which perfectly reflects the sound of the song. Thank God for that, the last thing we wanted to see was the duo standing on a building looking moody in the rain.
Remember the other week when we brought you the wonderful music of The Candle Thieves via our MySpace Trawl feature? Of course you ruddy do! It appears the band have been able to use all sorts of pretty colours and sellotape them together to create a video for The Sunshine Song. Don't go thinking its a botched job down on a hand held camera for £20. Oh no, what we have is a wonderfully crafted video which perfectly reflects the sound of the song. Thank God for that, the last thing we wanted to see was the duo standing on a building looking moody in the rain.
