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Got an ASBO? Watch Out For Harry Brown!
Michael Caine is the original British badass... The 73-year-old legend isn't getting any softer with age, especially when a gang of anti-social yobs murders his best friend. Harry Brown is an OAP on the warpath in a tale of urban misery and gang-related violence. The painful realism of Daniel Barber's Britain will give you the shivers as you watch Harry buy a gun, punish wayward youngsters and throw his conscience to the lions as he walks a path of murder and revenge. Want to see the real England? Harry Brown gives you a beating, throws you in the gutter and shows you the failed society that lingers beyond your door. Open it if you dare...
Michael Caine is the original British badass... The 73-year-old legend isn't getting any softer with age, especially when a gang of anti-social yobs murders his best friend. Harry Brown is an OAP on the warpath in a tale of urban misery and gang-related violence. The painful realism of Daniel Barber's Britain will give you the shivers as you watch Harry buy a gun, punish wayward youngsters and throw his conscience to the lions as he walks a path of murder and revenge. Want to see the real England? Harry Brown gives you a beating, throws you in the gutter and shows you the failed society that lingers beyond your door. Open it if you dare...
Here’s A Video Of Levi Johnston Flogging His Nuts
Here's an important life lesson for you, boys - if you want to get rich, knock up a politician's underage daughter. Just look at Levi Johnston. Ever since he accidentally torpedoed Sarah Palin's White House ambitions by getting her 17-year-old daughter pregnant, Levi Johnston has been living the jetset life of a true celebrity. A true celebrity who is famous for appearing in one commercial for a brand of pistachio nuts that nobody has ever heard of, based on a pun that doesn't really work, and nothing else. Levi Johnston, you've really hit the big time now! The video's after the jump...
Here's an important life lesson for you, boys - if you want to get rich, knock up a politician's underage daughter. Just look at Levi Johnston. Ever since he accidentally torpedoed Sarah Palin's White House ambitions by getting her 17-year-old daughter pregnant, Levi Johnston has been living the jetset life of a true celebrity. A true celebrity who is famous for appearing in one commercial for a brand of pistachio nuts that nobody has ever heard of, based on a pun that doesn't really work, and nothing else. Levi Johnston, you've really hit the big time now! The video's after the jump...
David Letterman Has Sex With A Woman, Gets Extorted For $2 Million
You should sit down for this, because it'll shock you to your very core: David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Tell your friends. You may as well tell your friends, anyway, because it's not like the information is worth anything now. A couple of days ago you could have got $2 million for possessing the information that David Letterman had sex with a woman once, but not any more. Not after some idiot bungled his extortion plot against Letterman and ended up getting charged with attempted grand larceny. Still, though - David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Bleurgh.
You should sit down for this, because it'll shock you to your very core: David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Tell your friends. You may as well tell your friends, anyway, because it's not like the information is worth anything now. A couple of days ago you could have got $2 million for possessing the information that David Letterman had sex with a woman once, but not any more. Not after some idiot bungled his extortion plot against Letterman and ended up getting charged with attempted grand larceny. Still, though - David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Bleurgh.
Space Hoppers! SPACE HOPPERS!
Remember on Monday when we listed the top 20 songs ever used in adverts? We've got a horrible feeling that this will be number 21. You're going to be sick to death of seeing this over the course of the next few months, so we're getting in while we still can. This is quite sublime - sunshine, Barcelona, more spacehoppers than you could ever wish to see including (SPOILER ALERT) quite a big one at the end. We Shazammed the song, by the way. No joy whatsoever. If anyone knows the name of it, let us know. The video's after the jump...
Remember on Monday when we listed the top 20 songs ever used in adverts? We've got a horrible feeling that this will be number 21. You're going to be sick to death of seeing this over the course of the next few months, so we're getting in while we still can. This is quite sublime - sunshine, Barcelona, more spacehoppers than you could ever wish to see including (SPOILER ALERT) quite a big one at the end. We Shazammed the song, by the way. No joy whatsoever. If anyone knows the name of it, let us know. The video's after the jump...
Video: Hugh Jackman Shouts At A Telephone
There's usually a very clear division between the two separate versions of Hugh Jackman, isn't there? There's Stage Hugh Jackman and Screen Hugh Jackman. Screen Hugh Jackman is the one who's angry, violent and prone to dropping to his knees and shouting "NOOOOO!" at the sky at the tiniest of provocations. And Stage Hugh Jackman is the flamboyant one, the one in the big silky blouses and spangly trousers and stuff. Usually the two Hugh Jackmans never merge. But they did recently, when a phone went off during his latest play. You've never seen angry, slightly gay-seeming chiding like it.
There's usually a very clear division between the two separate versions of Hugh Jackman, isn't there? There's Stage Hugh Jackman and Screen Hugh Jackman. Screen Hugh Jackman is the one who's angry, violent and prone to dropping to his knees and shouting "NOOOOO!" at the sky at the tiniest of provocations. And Stage Hugh Jackman is the flamboyant one, the one in the big silky blouses and spangly trousers and stuff. Usually the two Hugh Jackmans never merge. But they did recently, when a phone went off during his latest play. You've never seen angry, slightly gay-seeming chiding like it.
And Now, A Terrifying Video About Identity Theft
We've often wondered what it'd be like to have our identity stolen - or specifically how rubbish the thieves would feel when they realised they'd picked such a crappy identity to steal. Anyway, here's a video that - we think - is about how easy it is to have all your online data swiped by a bunch of Russian-sounding chaps. And by online date, we mean emails, credit card details and sexy naked photos of you that turn the Russians on so much that they end up humping their computers. No, really. The video's after the jump...
We've often wondered what it'd be like to have our identity stolen - or specifically how rubbish the thieves would feel when they realised they'd picked such a crappy identity to steal. Anyway, here's a video that - we think - is about how easy it is to have all your online data swiped by a bunch of Russian-sounding chaps. And by online date, we mean emails, credit card details and sexy naked photos of you that turn the Russians on so much that they end up humping their computers. No, really. The video's after the jump...
Go To The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus Premiere! On Us!
What do we know about The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus? Oh, plenty. We know that Terry Gilliam directed it, for instance. And we know that it's Heath Ledger's final film. And that it's released on October 16. And that it also stars that big-faced girl from the Marks And Spencers advert. And - oh! - we've got two tickets to give away to the London premiere of The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus next month! If you can get to London on October 6, have a friend and enjoy probably being fairly close to Johnny Depp, then you’re strongly advised to read on…
What do we know about The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus? Oh, plenty. We know that Terry Gilliam directed it, for instance. And we know that it's Heath Ledger's final film. And that it's released on October 16. And that it also stars that big-faced girl from the Marks And Spencers advert. And - oh! - we've got two tickets to give away to the London premiere of The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus next month! If you can get to London on October 6, have a friend and enjoy probably being fairly close to Johnny Depp, then you’re strongly advised to read on…
Jennifer Aniston ‘Sings’ A ‘Song’ To Ellen DeGeneres
Jennifer Aniston has grown tired of promoting her movies with endless barbed attacks on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. So she's moved on. However, Jennifer Aniston isn't one to rest on her laurels, so she's spent months devising an even more effective way to publicise her new movie Love Happens. And it's brilliant. Banging on about her ex-husband all the time might be annoying, you see, but it doesn't actually cause physical pain. But singing a song on TV? Bingo! That's both annoying and excruciating! The video's after the jump. That's not a reminder - more a stark, stark warning.
Jennifer Aniston has grown tired of promoting her movies with endless barbed attacks on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. So she's moved on. However, Jennifer Aniston isn't one to rest on her laurels, so she's spent months devising an even more effective way to publicise her new movie Love Happens. And it's brilliant. Banging on about her ex-husband all the time might be annoying, you see, but it doesn't actually cause physical pain. But singing a song on TV? Bingo! That's both annoying and excruciating! The video's after the jump. That's not a reminder - more a stark, stark warning.
