In the past, music videos by The Horrors have featured bloodthirsty aliens splattering out of Samantha Morton's vagina - so obviously any subsequent videos that don't feature that are bound to be something of a letdown.

We're sad to inform you, in that case, that the video to The Horrors' new video She Is The New Thing doesn't feature

We're reliably informed that Kevin Michael is setting the internet on fire at the moment. The reasons given for this web-based arson are based around Kevin Michael's "eclectic sound" and "soulful look," but that's all a lot of bum.

The reason for Kevin Michael setting the internet on fire is that the video to his new song Vicki Secrets

As Mike Tyson has proved, being the heavyweight champion of the world is a sweet job - not only do you get paid millions of quid to work for an hour a year but you get to threaten to rape every female journalist who tries

There are two main things separating the first Maximo Park album from Our Earthly Pleasures, Maximo Park's newest album.

Firstly, their debut saw the Maximo Park singer cover up what we suspect to be a nasty case of male pattern baldness with a weird Adolf Hitler haircut, whereas for Our Earthly Pleasures he's wisely decided to employ a hat.

Since Monday is a bank holiday - and thus without hecklerspray, here's a video by The Ripps for a song called Holiday. Because Monday is a holiday and the song is called Holiday. Clever huh? Anyone?

Anyway, Holiday is the new single from Long Live The Ripps, the gloriously trashy debut album by

Probably the easiest way to get a bit of notoriety these days is to make a video that someone ends up banning, since they show that you don't play by society's 'rules' and that you're too cool for things like 'basic decency' - something that The Cribs have picked up.

The video for Men's Needs by The Cribs has

Back in 1996, Brian Molko from Placebo sang "When I was born I started to decay" and an entire population put their heads together to discuss a way to somehow start accelerating the decaying process.

That's because, back in 1996, Placebo were a bunch of terrible whiny proto-emos

Smart chaps, !!!. Even though to pronounce the name of their band you have make the sound of a chicken with a nervous twitch, the clever !!! boys have realised that they'll always be the first thing you hear if you let your iPod play through alphabetically.

So it's just as well that !!! are capable of making songs as fantastic as