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Win Open Graves DVDs Right Now
Eliza Dushku, that sultry sexy lady thing from Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and those posters you’re too old to hang on your wall, has a new film out, Open Graves. Starring Eliza as Erica and Mike Vogal – that bloke who chased the dinosaur around in Cloverfield – as Jason, Open Graves has the two of them playing surfers who stumble upon a deadly board game. Kind of like Jumanji, then, but with more blood and less hairy animals - by which we mean Robin Williams. You can expect plenty of action, suspense, horror and a 99% chance of Eliza walking around in a bikini. To celebrate this wondrous release on DVD and Blu-ray on February 15th, we've got three copies of the DVD to you lucky readers. Details after the jump:
Eliza Dushku, that sultry sexy lady thing from Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and those posters you’re too old to hang on your wall, has a new film out, Open Graves. Starring Eliza as Erica and Mike Vogal – that bloke who chased the dinosaur around in Cloverfield – as Jason, Open Graves has the two of them playing surfers who stumble upon a deadly board game. Kind of like Jumanji, then, but with more blood and less hairy animals - by which we mean Robin Williams. You can expect plenty of action, suspense, horror and a 99% chance of Eliza walking around in a bikini. To celebrate this wondrous release on DVD and Blu-ray on February 15th, we've got three copies of the DVD to you lucky readers. Details after the jump:
Super Bowl: Letterman & Leno Are Friends Again, Sort Of
Did you see the Super Bowl yesterday? Oh boy, that sure was some game - the way that one team beat another team? Amazing. And the Super Bowl half-time show, where half of The Who sang some songs in a fairly nondescript manner? Wowsers, talk about entertainment. And then there were the Super Bowl adverts, like the one for Dockers where nobody wore trousers, and the one where Toyota hilariously apologised for recalling five million cars because they were potentially lethal. Classic Super Bowl. But the biggest Super Bowl moment probably came with the 15-second commercial for David Letterman's show. Why? Because it reunited Letterman with his arch-enemy Jay Leno, which is a big deal if you like that kind of thing.
Did you see the Super Bowl yesterday? Oh boy, that sure was some game - the way that one team beat another team? Amazing. And the Super Bowl half-time show, where half of The Who sang some songs in a fairly nondescript manner? Wowsers, talk about entertainment. And then there were the Super Bowl adverts, like the one for Dockers where nobody wore trousers, and the one where Toyota hilariously apologised for recalling five million cars because they were potentially lethal. Classic Super Bowl. But the biggest Super Bowl moment probably came with the 15-second commercial for David Letterman's show. Why? Because it reunited Letterman with his arch-enemy Jay Leno, which is a big deal if you like that kind of thing.
Watch A Smokin’ Aces 2 Clip That Only We Have
You've clicked on this post because you either want to see what a smokin' ace looks like, or because you want to see a trailer for that film with Vinnie Jones. If it was the former - sorry, you won't find that here. If it was the latter, you're in luck! This video is exclusive to us by all accounts, so feel free to enjoy it that little bit more.
You've clicked on this post because you either want to see what a smokin' ace looks like, or because you want to see a trailer for that film with Vinnie Jones. If it was the former - sorry, you won't find that here. If it was the latter, you're in luck! This video is exclusive to us by all accounts, so feel free to enjoy it that little bit more.
VIDEO: Mel Gibson Loses Temper. You Know, For Once
This is a very important time for Mel Gibson. He's got an awful lot riding on new movie Edge Of Darkness. If it succeeds? Great - it'll be proof that the public has forgiven him for all of his troubles. If it fails? Well, then Mel Gibson will go down in history for being the drunk old Jew-hating Sugartits guy and nothing more. So when it comes to promoting Edge Of Darkness, it's best behaviour all the way. And definitely no ending interviews by bitterly muttering the word 'asshole' at the interviewer. That would be an impossibly stupid mistake to make. Wait, what? Mel Gibson's done what? To his face? On television? Oh boy. Video after the jump...
This is a very important time for Mel Gibson. He's got an awful lot riding on new movie Edge Of Darkness. If it succeeds? Great - it'll be proof that the public has forgiven him for all of his troubles. If it fails? Well, then Mel Gibson will go down in history for being the drunk old Jew-hating Sugartits guy and nothing more. So when it comes to promoting Edge Of Darkness, it's best behaviour all the way. And definitely no ending interviews by bitterly muttering the word 'asshole' at the interviewer. That would be an impossibly stupid mistake to make. Wait, what? Mel Gibson's done what? To his face? On television? Oh boy. Video after the jump...
Away We Go – DVD Review
We all have to become grown-ups at some point; whether it’s the first time you become suspicious or the first time you complain about food in a restaurant, it happens to us all. Away We Go is a love story about grown-ups. It’s not boy meets girl, then queasy romantic glances with some popular indie track in the background, then third act melodrama, followed by the inevitable happily ever after. Maturity is something the romantic comedy genre is in short supply of, but this has it in spades. Normal couple (if by normal we mean quirky, fuzzy-faced oddballs) go on a road trip to decide where the best place is for them to raise their unborn child. Along the way they discover what kind of parents they want to be – mainly not dickheads.
We all have to become grown-ups at some point; whether it’s the first time you become suspicious or the first time you complain about food in a restaurant, it happens to us all. Away We Go is a love story about grown-ups. It’s not boy meets girl, then queasy romantic glances with some popular indie track in the background, then third act melodrama, followed by the inevitable happily ever after. Maturity is something the romantic comedy genre is in short supply of, but this has it in spades. Normal couple (if by normal we mean quirky, fuzzy-faced oddballs) go on a road trip to decide where the best place is for them to raise their unborn child. Along the way they discover what kind of parents they want to be – mainly not dickheads.
Video: Metallica Fans Go A Bit Mental In Chile
When you live in a place where there’s bugger all to do, you yearn for something exciting to come along and kick normality up the arse. People of Chile, we're talking about you. After all, what do you normally do to pass the time? Throw rocks at cans or shoot glass bottles? At least Alzheimer’s sufferers get to do the same activity again and again without losing that first time thrill. Everyone knows and stomachs Metallica. After all, they're a charming bunch of men who make a loud racket with their instruments. Then, when you illegally download their rubbish studio output, they do a big sulky cry in the corner. But they like to perform live, too. When they brought their live show to Santiago, hundreds of ticketless fans tried to gain access and were promptly sprayed with water cannons. See the video after the jump...
When you live in a place where there’s bugger all to do, you yearn for something exciting to come along and kick normality up the arse. People of Chile, we're talking about you. After all, what do you normally do to pass the time? Throw rocks at cans or shoot glass bottles? At least Alzheimer’s sufferers get to do the same activity again and again without losing that first time thrill. Everyone knows and stomachs Metallica. After all, they're a charming bunch of men who make a loud racket with their instruments. Then, when you illegally download their rubbish studio output, they do a big sulky cry in the corner. But they like to perform live, too. When they brought their live show to Santiago, hundreds of ticketless fans tried to gain access and were promptly sprayed with water cannons. See the video after the jump...
Wall Street 2 Trailer! Decoded!
Who's looking forward to Wall Street 2, huh? It's going to be just like Wall Street, but Shia LaBeouf's in it. Anybody? Anybody looking forward to it? No? Well stuff you all, then, because the first trailer for Wall Street 2 - which has now officially been given the dunder-headed title Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - has hit the internet. Yes, you're right to be excited. Or interested. Or utterly apathetic. Or whatever it is you are. Want to see the Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps trailer? Then you'd better read on. And if the chaotic mixture of sounds and images is too much for your brain to comprehend, we're also going to analyse the arse off it. For you...
Who's looking forward to Wall Street 2, huh? It's going to be just like Wall Street, but Shia LaBeouf's in it. Anybody? Anybody looking forward to it? No? Well stuff you all, then, because the first trailer for Wall Street 2 - which has now officially been given the dunder-headed title Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - has hit the internet. Yes, you're right to be excited. Or interested. Or utterly apathetic. Or whatever it is you are. Want to see the Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps trailer? Then you'd better read on. And if the chaotic mixture of sounds and images is too much for your brain to comprehend, we're also going to analyse the arse off it. For you...
Dizzee Rascal Goes Bonkers In Australia
Tee hee, can you see what we did there? We just did a funny. Well, in our childish minds it made us to a lol and then rotf. Dizzee Rascal literally did go a bit ape a few days ago, and allegedly tried to beat an audience member up at the Big Day Out festival in Brisbane. But why would a mild-mannered ghetto rapper like Mr. Rascal commit such an act? After all, some newspapers would wrongly assume he’d stab someone. Not punch them. Unfortunately, some artists tend to get a bit flustered when people decide to lob objects at them. This happens mainly at festivals when bored metal lovers get peed off with pop bands miming songs to them. Perhaps this is what happened this time, as the crowd were getting lagered up for Rolf Harris to appear. Want to see Dizzee Rascal get angry? Course you do, after the jump.
Tee hee, can you see what we did there? We just did a funny. Well, in our childish minds it made us to a lol and then rotf. Dizzee Rascal literally did go a bit ape a few days ago, and allegedly tried to beat an audience member up at the Big Day Out festival in Brisbane. But why would a mild-mannered ghetto rapper like Mr. Rascal commit such an act? After all, some newspapers would wrongly assume he’d stab someone. Not punch them. Unfortunately, some artists tend to get a bit flustered when people decide to lob objects at them. This happens mainly at festivals when bored metal lovers get peed off with pop bands miming songs to them. Perhaps this is what happened this time, as the crowd were getting lagered up for Rolf Harris to appear. Want to see Dizzee Rascal get angry? Course you do, after the jump.
