Videos
Disturbing Man-Crumble Video Ahoy!
Quickly, what's the most distressing thing you can think of? Is it the sight of a man slowly crumbling to pieces - so that, at one point, he closely resembles Sloth from The Goonies - to the sound of a slowed-down version of Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory as performed by what appears to be a chain-smoking murderer with asthma? It is? Why that's just wonderful, because that's exactly what's in the video after the jump. Don't worry, though - the video has a happy ending. Sort of. We think. We were too busy crying to notice...
Quickly, what's the most distressing thing you can think of? Is it the sight of a man slowly crumbling to pieces - so that, at one point, he closely resembles Sloth from The Goonies - to the sound of a slowed-down version of Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory as performed by what appears to be a chain-smoking murderer with asthma? It is? Why that's just wonderful, because that's exactly what's in the video after the jump. Don't worry, though - the video has a happy ending. Sort of. We think. We were too busy crying to notice...
You! Win Some Misfits Goodies! Now!
There's a new show starting on E4 tonight. Misfits, it's called. It's a bit like Skins and a bit like Heroes, we're told. Except, crucially, better than both of those two things. And to mark this obviously prestigious moment, we've got a very special Misfits competition for you. One of you is going to win two orange Misfits T-shirts - a large and an extra-large - and a painfully exclusive Misfits comicbook. How's that for blinding generosity, huh? And you want to win all this Misfits stuff, don't you? Of course you do, you're only human. The question's after the jump...
There's a new show starting on E4 tonight. Misfits, it's called. It's a bit like Skins and a bit like Heroes, we're told. Except, crucially, better than both of those two things. And to mark this obviously prestigious moment, we've got a very special Misfits competition for you. One of you is going to win two orange Misfits T-shirts - a large and an extra-large - and a painfully exclusive Misfits comicbook. How's that for blinding generosity, huh? And you want to win all this Misfits stuff, don't you? Of course you do, you're only human. The question's after the jump...
Ladies! Check Out This Adorable Kitten!
Kittens, as everyone knows, are adorable. But then they grow up to be cats, and everyone knows that cats can't wait to kill you in your sleep. If only there was some way to capture the essence of a kitten and then trap it behind a screen so that it will never grow up with the desire to slash your throat with its razor-sharp cat-talons. Wait a minute! There is! After the jump is a little downloadable app with a kitten on it. You can stroke the kitten with your mouse and it'll react with joy instead of a vicious attempt to take one of your eyes out. Download it and it'll do even more stuff. After the jump...
Kittens, as everyone knows, are adorable. But then they grow up to be cats, and everyone knows that cats can't wait to kill you in your sleep. If only there was some way to capture the essence of a kitten and then trap it behind a screen so that it will never grow up with the desire to slash your throat with its razor-sharp cat-talons. Wait a minute! There is! After the jump is a little downloadable app with a kitten on it. You can stroke the kitten with your mouse and it'll react with joy instead of a vicious attempt to take one of your eyes out. Download it and it'll do even more stuff. After the jump...
Awesome or Off-Putting: (Video) Finally – Undeniable UFO Proof That You Can Take All The Way To The Bank (Unless You Can’t)
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Roswell's big problem is it's all word of mouth. There are these tremendous claims of what went on there, but why believe a low-brow farmer? The same goes for Kecksburg. Sure, we've heard the military hauled out a tarp-covered something-or-other that was shaped like a gigantic acorn, but show us the pictures. That said, there's finally a UFO-crash discovery that was caught on film - and we owe it all to commie-riddled Russia!
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Roswell's big problem is it's all word of mouth. There are these tremendous claims of what went on there, but why believe a low-brow farmer? The same goes for Kecksburg. Sure, we've heard the military hauled out a tarp-covered something-or-other that was shaped like a gigantic acorn, but show us the pictures. That said, there's finally a UFO-crash discovery that was caught on film - and we owe it all to commie-riddled Russia!
Watch Morrissey Get Smacked In The Head With A Cup
Everyone knows Morrissey. He’s that loveable vegan from Manchester who complains about everything and then goes in to a big vegetable huff when things go pear-shaped. Only a couple of weeks ago, he collapsed at a gig in Swindon. Perhaps he saw what the people there looked like and wanted out. Pronto. In the latest shenanigan involving the former Smiths front man, he got pelted with a plastic cup of water in Liverpool. Now he didn’t fall over, his feeble vegan body did manage to withstand the force of the close range throw. Still, he did get soaked worse than a potato patch and stormed off the stage. Interested in seeing the video? Of course you are. It’s right after the jump.
Everyone knows Morrissey. He’s that loveable vegan from Manchester who complains about everything and then goes in to a big vegetable huff when things go pear-shaped. Only a couple of weeks ago, he collapsed at a gig in Swindon. Perhaps he saw what the people there looked like and wanted out. Pronto. In the latest shenanigan involving the former Smiths front man, he got pelted with a plastic cup of water in Liverpool. Now he didn’t fall over, his feeble vegan body did manage to withstand the force of the close range throw. Still, he did get soaked worse than a potato patch and stormed off the stage. Interested in seeing the video? Of course you are. It’s right after the jump.
Win Tickets To See Russell Brand Live This Weekend!
Russell Brand's playing a show in the Albert Hall on Sunday. Tickets are like gold dust, we've heard. People would do anything for tickets. Which is ace, because we've got a pair of tickets to give away. It's the last time that Russell Brand will be performing his Scandalous show in London - if you want to see it after that, you'll have to buy his forthcoming DVD (out next Monday, fact fans) - so it promises to be something of a hoot. If you fancy winning this frankly quite brilliant prize, you'll need to take a look after the jump...
Russell Brand's playing a show in the Albert Hall on Sunday. Tickets are like gold dust, we've heard. People would do anything for tickets. Which is ace, because we've got a pair of tickets to give away. It's the last time that Russell Brand will be performing his Scandalous show in London - if you want to see it after that, you'll have to buy his forthcoming DVD (out next Monday, fact fans) - so it promises to be something of a hoot. If you fancy winning this frankly quite brilliant prize, you'll need to take a look after the jump...
Win A Signed Copy Of Tekken 6 Now, Please
Now this is a prize. Everyone knows how much Tekken rules. It beats Mortal Kombat. It bitch-slaps Virtua Fighter. It dumps on the chest of Street Fighter. And now Tekken 6 is out, which is beyond wonderful. But what could make the release of Tekken 6 more wonderful? How about a competition where you can win an Xbox 360 copy of Tekken 6 that's been signed by the game's director Harada-San plus a selection of nonspecific Tekken 6 merchandise? Good. After the jump, innit.
Now this is a prize. Everyone knows how much Tekken rules. It beats Mortal Kombat. It bitch-slaps Virtua Fighter. It dumps on the chest of Street Fighter. And now Tekken 6 is out, which is beyond wonderful. But what could make the release of Tekken 6 more wonderful? How about a competition where you can win an Xbox 360 copy of Tekken 6 that's been signed by the game's director Harada-San plus a selection of nonspecific Tekken 6 merchandise? Good. After the jump, innit.
Celebrating Halloween This Weekend? Then This Man Hates You
October's rubbish. Not only do we have to piss around with our clocks to make our days darker, but it gets a lot colder. But there is a plus to all of this - Halloween! Hooray for Halloween indeed because, unlike Christmas, it isn’t promoted to us three months before it takes place and we don’t have to have awkward family meals with aunts we’d rather not see. Everyone benefits from Halloween. The kids get to pester neighbours and pick up tons of free sweets. Adults get to pointlessly dress up as ghosts, skeletons and zombies and get drunk at various parties and clubs. But of course, some people in society are all bah humbug about Halloween. This time it’s the turn of the Christians to get their Bible in a twist and proclaim that it’s evil. Just like this man, see his rant after the jump.
October's rubbish. Not only do we have to piss around with our clocks to make our days darker, but it gets a lot colder. But there is a plus to all of this - Halloween! Hooray for Halloween indeed because, unlike Christmas, it isn’t promoted to us three months before it takes place and we don’t have to have awkward family meals with aunts we’d rather not see. Everyone benefits from Halloween. The kids get to pester neighbours and pick up tons of free sweets. Adults get to pointlessly dress up as ghosts, skeletons and zombies and get drunk at various parties and clubs. But of course, some people in society are all bah humbug about Halloween. This time it’s the turn of the Christians to get their Bible in a twist and proclaim that it’s evil. Just like this man, see his rant after the jump.
