Victoria Beckham Gets Chased Around A School By Some Pigs
Just because her husband now earns more money in half a second than you'll ever see in your lifetime, it doesn't mean that Victoria Beckham is free of the hassles that affect other working mothers - like being chased around a school by some pigs.
What? Sporty Spice and Ginger Spice? How dare you say that, you incredibly rude person. We're talking about actual pigs here. Some actual pot-bellied pigs recently chased Victoria Beckham around a school in Los Angeles while Victoria was trying to decide whether or not to send her children there. Ironically, while the incident probably traumatised Victoria Beckham quite a lot, being chased by some pigs for five minutes each day is now the only athletic training that David Beckham does - the other 23 hours and 55 minutes are exclusively spent forcing homeless people to dance for him as he waves a fistful of banknotes in their faces while wearing a top hat and cackling like The Penguin.
